Cpt.Caveman Posted May 10, 2003 Posted May 10, 2003 Triple double couloirs should be in. If it's warm bring an umbrella for the spindrift. Prusik Peak is in. Bring a sweater if you move slow like me. North Cascades- It's in just watch out for the big slide in dummy spots. If you dont know what dummy spot is go to Mt Si. Mt Hood- summit -not like me last time since I was a wimp about weader. Ask Dennis Harmon. Coast Range- Climb it if you are dumb. The skis will probably work better this time of year. Sierras- Only wimps stay in Yosemite Valley when the High country is mimmicking the patagonia with pampers. Desert-If you're in the desert you'r probably doing well. Keep cranking and smoking pot. If you're anywhere else fuck off and find some rainy spot bitch If you're going to Index you're really just yearning for Yosemite. Quite whining and drive there. If you're in Leavenworth crank some shit at Castle rock and clip Fred's pins, then eat and Uncle Ulis. Probably the best thing to do if youre a loser and dont have money being from Seattle. East Couloir of Cuthroat- what are you waiting for wimp? Graybeard NF- I free soloed it naked yesterday so all further ascents are unworthy. Lata fags. Quote
Beck Posted May 10, 2003 Posted May 10, 2003 the captain, he is so back cavey, you want to be one of the speakers at this years' ropeup/ I think that approach would be a great standup routine- the Dennis miller of climbing. "So you thought a WI8+ would get the topless shoeshine girls in vancouver to give you a 'final polish' on the house?- they don't want to see your capilene stanking unshaven hard body, they're more into short overweight koreans with a rolex presidential, a condo in bannf, and kimchee stuck in their teeth than wax the rod of a dirtbag climber like you!" ray, will you do it ? If we give you a microphone, will you berate the crowd? Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted May 10, 2003 Author Posted May 10, 2003 Beck not sure what your're trying to paste me as a mimmick but I'd be willing to give honest beta at any event, show, bar, or other gathering. Here's my latest beta- go straight up. Eventually you'll find a belay. If not then you're fucked or an idiot. Quote
Beck Posted May 10, 2003 Posted May 10, 2003 no, no, ray, i like the approach on the beta spew, very cutting edge. seriously. Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted May 10, 2003 Author Posted May 10, 2003 Beck said: no, no, ray, i like the approach on the beta spew, very cutting edge. seriously. There is no approach. It's all on the fly. I take no magazine or book sponsors. If it beckey says 2 pitches be prepared for 19 and a bivy. That's the best climbing experience in the world. If you take my info seriously you might be smart. If you are concerned take more pro. If you dont understand take a bivy sack. That means all you folks on Snow Creek Wall doing OUta fucking Space. Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted May 10, 2003 Author Posted May 10, 2003 jordop said: I can smell the Jack on yer breath from up here Just gimme bfast at that fuckface spot north of squampton where they have the samoans eat. That way I'll never complain. Dru what do they call the breakfast? Quote
Miloshk_Antonopov Posted May 10, 2003 Posted May 10, 2003 i am nowin g this place and it also place where many of my crew people are eating. they are many from island and eat much poor quality food. what is name? Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted May 10, 2003 Author Posted May 10, 2003 Miloshk_Antonopov said: i am nowin g this place and it also place where many of my crew people are eating. they are many from island and eat much poor quality food. what is name? My dick cheese Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted May 10, 2003 Author Posted May 10, 2003 Miloshk_Antonopov said: i am not follow you? Maybe not but it is true you Swallow Me. Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted May 10, 2003 Author Posted May 10, 2003 I'm outta here bitches. It's all deadly. If you never try you never know. If you carry too much you never climb. Quote
Miloshk_Antonopov Posted May 10, 2003 Posted May 10, 2003 i am not kanibal although so many samoan are. Quote
snoboy Posted May 10, 2003 Posted May 10, 2003 Cpt.Caveman said:Just gimme bfast at that fuckface spot north of squampton where they have the samoans eat. That way I'll never complain. Dru what do they call the breakfast? The "Moderator's" Breakfast. Quote
joe_retard Posted May 10, 2003 Posted May 10, 2003 Necronomicon said: WTF?? You should try this. Hey that's the same shit I take along with depakote. I agree with Cavey, "go straight up", if you need to ask for beta, maybe you ought to try something easier, pussy. Beta this, trip report that is getting old. Erden is the only exception. Quote
Dru Posted May 11, 2003 Posted May 11, 2003 They call it the Peace Keeper Special after the Squamish Nation cops with the big SUV's. I think its 4 bacon, 4 sausage , 4 ham, 4 eggs, 4 toast and hash browns Sitting on your ass driving around the reserves in SUvs burns a damn lot of calories obviously! Eiother that or its a tough job and they are shot dead by 35 so who cares about cholesterol counts. Quote
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