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I had a Welshman buddy in college who was the star of the rugby team. It got so that they would have to assign someone to keep him sober on Friday nights, so that he wouldn't puke constantly during the Saturday morning matches.

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I still play a lot of soccer around here. I have literally puked up on the field on more than 1 occasion. Not proud of it, but what's one to do when one's in an establishment full of beer the night before?

 

I used to play hockey back home. Had a mate who drank so much vodka the night before, he had double vision. During the warm up, he took a slapshot, missed the puck and smacked himself in the face with his stick. Burst his nose. This was the same guy who once got smacked with a skateboard from some dude before a soccer game for wearing the *wrong* color of scarf. Good stuff. Scotland rockband.gif!!!

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I remember fighting with one eye closed once, because somebody had blindsided me with a punch to the temple, and my eyes were crossed.

 

The Welshman was at my wedding, and by early in the reception, there he was piss-drunk with his arm around my father-in-law. Telling him that not only did RobBob have skeletons in the closet, he had them out on the front porch, and he was gonna tell him all about 'em...luckily right about then he became so tonguetied that he was unintelligible. cantfocus.gif

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I'm from Tacoma. But I had some ancestors from Scotland. Story is dude migrated to Canada to chase some girl he never met but saw a couple times back in Scotland and thought she was hot. Met her in Canada, married her, moved to the US and had a family. Not really suprising after hearing your stories

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That's cool SpecialEd. The truth is though that Scotland can be so shite sometimes a la Trainspotting that I can't blame your ancestor for moving to Canada.

 

Also, most of the women are dogs after the vikings came and took our good looking ones back to Sweden with them.

 

Btw, I have loads more crazy stories than the ones I shared. Ha! wink.gif

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Many a burd I've shagged

Closed my eyes, kissed and gagged

Some were yummy and tasty

Others were ugly and pasty

It's true though that we like to shag

Whatever it takes sometimes a hag

Just close your eyes and think of a playboy bunny

Look all serious even though it's so fucking funny

Get done and out as quick as you can

Zip up your pants, yeah you're the man...

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RobBob said:

<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/threadz/dopoll.php"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME="pollname" VALUE="1051910283RobBob">

<p>When was the last time that trask looked at internet porn:

  • two days ago
  • two hours ago
  • two minutes ago
  • currently downloading movie

 

AINT THAT A CONTROLLED POLL

 

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specialed said:

JGowans said:

I once met a bird in Hattie's Hat. On the way back to the house I was sharing with my mates in Magnolia (we were walking), I shagged her in the bushes behind Bank of America in Fishermans Terminal. Ha ha ha! Funny shit. The lengths we horny young men go to empty our sacks knows no bounds.

 

No avatars from me. I don't care who knows that stuff.

 

Oh, the best part of this was about a year later in the George & Dragon, I noticed her...she was with her husband!!! I had no idea she was married. beat a hasty retreat from there being that I was in a pub full of Englishmen, and I was the only Scot there.

 

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You're hardcore bro! And I though I was cool because I shagged my girl in the back of my truck once. I'm lightweight.

 

Which brings up the question of the oddest place you've done the nasty. Nocturnal Exhibit at Woodland Park Zoo for me.

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ScottP said:Which brings up the question of the oddest place you've done the nasty. Nocturnal Exhibit at Woodland Park Zoo for me.

 

That's a good one man. Let's see...I once got oral from a chick in a taxi. That was the same night I shagged her mate in the women's bathroom at the student union pub in at Strathclyde uni. in Glasgow.

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rbw1966 said:

There is a notable absence of female chestbeating from this thread.

 

That's because

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Margueritas are being served in our office at 3. Legal secretarys dancing on their workstations by 4. I cant wait. Time to bust out my loafers with the mirrored toes that I got from Trask.

They're scared of guys like you! yellaf.gif

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