JGowans Posted May 2, 2003 Author Posted May 2, 2003 I think you mean he was too busy kicking the heads in of some dudes who were stickering his SUV! Funny stuff RobBob. Quote
RobBob Posted May 2, 2003 Posted May 2, 2003 I had a Welshman buddy in college who was the star of the rugby team. It got so that they would have to assign someone to keep him sober on Friday nights, so that he wouldn't puke constantly during the Saturday morning matches. Quote
JGowans Posted May 2, 2003 Author Posted May 2, 2003 I still play a lot of soccer around here. I have literally puked up on the field on more than 1 occasion. Not proud of it, but what's one to do when one's in an establishment full of beer the night before? I used to play hockey back home. Had a mate who drank so much vodka the night before, he had double vision. During the warm up, he took a slapshot, missed the puck and smacked himself in the face with his stick. Burst his nose. This was the same guy who once got smacked with a skateboard from some dude before a soccer game for wearing the *wrong* color of scarf. Good stuff. Scotland !!! Quote
RobBob Posted May 2, 2003 Posted May 2, 2003 I remember fighting with one eye closed once, because somebody had blindsided me with a punch to the temple, and my eyes were crossed. The Welshman was at my wedding, and by early in the reception, there he was piss-drunk with his arm around my father-in-law. Telling him that not only did RobBob have skeletons in the closet, he had them out on the front porch, and he was gonna tell him all about 'em...luckily right about then he became so tonguetied that he was unintelligible. Quote
specialed Posted May 2, 2003 Posted May 2, 2003 I'm from Tacoma. But I had some ancestors from Scotland. Story is dude migrated to Canada to chase some girl he never met but saw a couple times back in Scotland and thought she was hot. Met her in Canada, married her, moved to the US and had a family. Not really suprising after hearing your stories Quote
JGowans Posted May 2, 2003 Author Posted May 2, 2003 That's cool SpecialEd. The truth is though that Scotland can be so shite sometimes a la Trainspotting that I can't blame your ancestor for moving to Canada. Also, most of the women are dogs after the vikings came and took our good looking ones back to Sweden with them. Btw, I have loads more crazy stories than the ones I shared. Ha! Quote
JGowans Posted May 2, 2003 Author Posted May 2, 2003 Many a burd I've shagged Closed my eyes, kissed and gagged Some were yummy and tasty Others were ugly and pasty It's true though that we like to shag Whatever it takes sometimes a hag Just close your eyes and think of a playboy bunny Look all serious even though it's so fucking funny Get done and out as quick as you can Zip up your pants, yeah you're the man... Quote
erik Posted May 2, 2003 Posted May 2, 2003 GOWANS NEXT TIME WE WILL HAVE TO SIT DOWN AND REALLY TRADE LIES!!!! Quote
JGowans Posted May 2, 2003 Author Posted May 2, 2003 What are you talking about? - was my witness all the times I've been shagging! Quote
erik Posted May 2, 2003 Posted May 2, 2003 TRADES LIES DOOD. I DONT CARE IF YOU TAG TEAMED - AND HIS DOG! IN THE MUIR HUT SMOKIN FATTIES!! Quote
RobBob Posted May 2, 2003 Posted May 2, 2003 When was the last time that trask looked at internet porn: two days ago two hours ago two minutes ago currently downloading movie Quote
erik Posted May 2, 2003 Posted May 2, 2003 RobBob said: <FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/threadz/dopoll.php"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME="pollname" VALUE="1051910283RobBob"> <p>When was the last time that trask looked at internet porn: two days ago two hours ago two minutes ago currently downloading movie AINT THAT A CONTROLLED POLL Quote
ScottP Posted May 2, 2003 Posted May 2, 2003 specialed said: JGowans said: I once met a bird in Hattie's Hat. On the way back to the house I was sharing with my mates in Magnolia (we were walking), I shagged her in the bushes behind Bank of America in Fishermans Terminal. Ha ha ha! Funny shit. The lengths we horny young men go to empty our sacks knows no bounds. No avatars from me. I don't care who knows that stuff. Oh, the best part of this was about a year later in the George & Dragon, I noticed her...she was with her husband!!! I had no idea she was married. beat a hasty retreat from there being that I was in a pub full of Englishmen, and I was the only Scot there. You're hardcore bro! And I though I was cool because I shagged my girl in the back of my truck once. I'm lightweight. Which brings up the question of the oddest place you've done the nasty. Nocturnal Exhibit at Woodland Park Zoo for me. Quote
JGowans Posted May 2, 2003 Author Posted May 2, 2003 ScottP said:Which brings up the question of the oddest place you've done the nasty. Nocturnal Exhibit at Woodland Park Zoo for me. That's a good one man. Let's see...I once got oral from a chick in a taxi. That was the same night I shagged her mate in the women's bathroom at the student union pub in at Strathclyde uni. in Glasgow. Quote
rbw1966 Posted May 2, 2003 Posted May 2, 2003 There is a notable absence of female chestbeating from this thread. Quote
JGowans Posted May 2, 2003 Author Posted May 2, 2003 That also reminds me...what's the oddest fantasy you ever heard? That same chick wanted to wrap us together in black garbage bags with baby lotion. What a freak. Quote
JGowans Posted May 2, 2003 Author Posted May 2, 2003 rbw1966 said: There is a notable absence of female chestbeating from this thread. That's because rbw1966 said: Margueritas are being served in our office at 3. Legal secretarys dancing on their workstations by 4. I cant wait. Time to bust out my loafers with the mirrored toes that I got from Trask. They're scared of guys like you! Quote
rbw1966 Posted May 2, 2003 Posted May 2, 2003 My post pales in comparison of the ribald tales you spin, Master Baiter. Those who do, do. Those who don't, talk about it. Quote
JGowans Posted May 2, 2003 Author Posted May 2, 2003 Nothing wrong with reminiscing of days gone by amigo. Quote
minx Posted May 2, 2003 Posted May 2, 2003 rbw1966 said: There is a notable absence of female chestbeating from this thread. we know better than to kiss and tell Quote
JGowans Posted May 2, 2003 Author Posted May 2, 2003 minx said: we know better than to kiss and tell Maybe you have no stories to tell? Oh yeah, in my defence, although I shared the stories, I didn't divulge any names. I could for the right price though. Quote
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