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greenfork said:

that would be the "professional boulderer's conference", right?

 

Nah, it's "Pope's Bolting Club." They retrobolt existing routes, bolt cracks, and enforce a strict standard of 6' maximum spacing between bolts. They've been meeting at Stone Gardens and then adjourning to the nearest Applebee's for Zimas and jalapeno poppers (Dwayner's treat). Agenda for this weekend is a brief clinic on making a bomber sling for your Hilti, and how to get epoxy out of your fave Prana shirt. Should be a winner!

 

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VROOM, VROOM! BOLT 'EM UP, COWBOY!

 

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Dr_Flash_Amazing said:

greenfork said:

that would be the "professional boulderer's conference", right?

 

Nah, it's "Pope's Bolting Club." They retrobolt existing routes, bolt cracks, and enforce a strict standard of 6' maximum spacing between bolts. They've been meeting at Stone Gardens and then adjourning to the nearest Applebee's for Zimas and jalapeno poppers (Dwayner's treat). Agenda for this weekend is a brief clinic on making a bomber sling for your Hilti, and how to get epoxy out of your fave Prana shirt. Should be a winner!

 

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VROOM, VROOM! BOLT 'EM UP, COWBOY!

 

wave.gif

 

Wrong. Yawn. Pardon me. No such training is necessary. I could train a monkey to rap bolt.....and also to write material that is equally funny!

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specialed said:

Dr_Flash_Amazing said:

pope said:

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Dude, yellowsleep.gifyellowsleep.gifyellowsleep.gif.

 

DFA, your yellowsleep.gifyellowsleep.gifyellowsleep.gif's are getting yellowsleep.gifyellowsleep.gifyellowsleep.gif

 

Spesh'ed, the Doctor would be the first to admit that this entire thread is a full-on, unmitigated yellowsleep.gifyellowsleep.gifyellowsleep.gif-o-rama, but what else ya gonna do on a Monday afternoon? Work? yellaf.gif

 

Exactly. wave.gif

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