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In a surprising statement by Rumsfeld today, some of the 120,000 troops to be added will actually be...

penguins. Specially trained by the US Navy to look for mines in the gulf, the penguins are beginning their swim to the middle east as I speak. Here is a picture of one starting out.

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Ha, a mouse avatar followed by a cat avatar. tongue.gif

 

Catbird, you didn't read the mouse's post properly. The surprise was the penguin part, not the 120,000 more troops part.

 

I saw a blurb on the news earlier this week showing dolphins being used to locate mines. That's pretty cool. I wonder how much the dolphins understand about the war (they're pretty smart as animals go, you know). I also wonder what the highest ranking dolphin soldier is. Corporal Porpoise has a ring to it.

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klenke said:

I wonder how much the dolphins understand about the war (they're pretty smart as animals go, you know).

 

Smarter than us, one might argue smile.gif I've heard they are the only other animal that has, um, relations, for pleasure purposes. They have a language. On top of that, they don't cause wars or enslave each other. I think if I had to be any other species, dolphin would be cool. bigdrink.gif

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JoshK said:

klenke said:

I wonder how much the dolphins understand about the war (they're pretty smart as animals go, you know).

 

Smarter than us, one might argue smile.gif I've heard they are the only other animal that has, um, relations, for pleasure purposes. They have a language. On top of that, they don't cause wars or enslave each other. I think if I had to be any other species, dolphin would be cool. bigdrink.gif

 

80% of dolphins are bisexual... cantfocus.gif

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Bonobo monkeys fuck like, eh, monkeys, I mean, rabbits, all the time, with any available monkey male or female - and not only for pleasure but also resolve arguments and such. Shite, ugh, now the image of trask, Greg W and DFA arguing Bonobo style won't leave my mind. What lurid imagination I have. Perhaps if we throw the three of them in the battlecage with Necro, Tomcat and MtnGoat for good measure, then all will be peace and we can spew beta like happy little climbers?

 

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