mtn_mouse Posted March 28, 2003 Posted March 28, 2003 In a surprising statement by Rumsfeld today, some of the 120,000 troops to be added will actually be... penguins. Specially trained by the US Navy to look for mines in the gulf, the penguins are beginning their swim to the middle east as I speak. Here is a picture of one starting out. Quote
catbirdseat Posted March 28, 2003 Posted March 28, 2003 No, no, not a surprise. They were planning on bringing in those troops all along. Didn't you know it was all part of the plan from the beginning? Quote
klenke Posted March 28, 2003 Posted March 28, 2003 Ha, a mouse avatar followed by a cat avatar. Catbird, you didn't read the mouse's post properly. The surprise was the penguin part, not the 120,000 more troops part. I saw a blurb on the news earlier this week showing dolphins being used to locate mines. That's pretty cool. I wonder how much the dolphins understand about the war (they're pretty smart as animals go, you know). I also wonder what the highest ranking dolphin soldier is. Corporal Porpoise has a ring to it. Quote
JoshK Posted March 28, 2003 Posted March 28, 2003 klenke said: I wonder how much the dolphins understand about the war (they're pretty smart as animals go, you know). Smarter than us, one might argue I've heard they are the only other animal that has, um, relations, for pleasure purposes. They have a language. On top of that, they don't cause wars or enslave each other. I think if I had to be any other species, dolphin would be cool. Quote
lummox Posted March 28, 2003 Posted March 28, 2003 mtn_mouse said: Here is a picture of one starting out. That's a midget nun, dopey. Quote
Dru Posted March 28, 2003 Posted March 28, 2003 JoshK said: klenke said: I wonder how much the dolphins understand about the war (they're pretty smart as animals go, you know). Smarter than us, one might argue I've heard they are the only other animal that has, um, relations, for pleasure purposes. They have a language. On top of that, they don't cause wars or enslave each other. I think if I had to be any other species, dolphin would be cool. 80% of dolphins are bisexual... Quote
fleblebleb Posted March 28, 2003 Posted March 28, 2003 Bonobo monkeys fuck like, eh, monkeys, I mean, rabbits, all the time, with any available monkey male or female - and not only for pleasure but also resolve arguments and such. Shite, ugh, now the image of trask, Greg W and DFA arguing Bonobo style won't leave my mind. What lurid imagination I have. Perhaps if we throw the three of them in the battlecage with Necro, Tomcat and MtnGoat for good measure, then all will be peace and we can spew beta like happy little climbers? Quote
Figger_Eight Posted March 28, 2003 Posted March 28, 2003 Penguin. Brother-in-law. Broken down car. "It's just ice cream." Quote
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