catbirdseat Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Oops you're right about the skiing. Tomcat is back, by the way, although he seems a milder tomcat thus far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Dru said: i notice you can't spell "saurus" properly So, the guy takes the 5 dollars and leads the horny man to a bedroom. The man unzips his pants and waits for his "penguin". Soon a whore comes in and starts giving the guy a blow job. Just as he´s about to let loose, she stops and walks away. Now the horny guy with his pants at his ancle, waddles after her, shouting...  More difficult to spell than "ankle"...  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 ScottP said: blah blah  I notice you did spell "Loser" right in your user name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 scottpee= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 I notice you did spell "Loser" right in your user name. Â ? Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 ScottP said: ? This is an incomplete sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Speaking of "sauruses," why is it that paleontologists have changed the names of some of the dinosaurs? Like the Brontosaurus of my youth is now Apatosaurus? Â I, and my 5yo boy want to know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Just say no people protested, said Brontosaurus sounded like Bluntosaurus and it was leading kids to reefer, so they changed it... Â No actually, the same beast, was named twice by two different scientists, and they took the name the first guy gave it cause he was first, even though it was the second one that was more well-known. Â But you can still order "Bronto Burgers" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 I think it goes back a long way actually. The Apatosaurus name has been around just as long as the scientific name. The guy who discovered "Apatosaurus" also named the fossil "Brontosaurus" later on, but it was discovered they were the same animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 dammit dru, I swear you have your mouse in a holster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 pop quiz, what very famous formation contained the first-discovered Apatosaurus complete skeleton? You may have had to deal with it as choss in SE Utah/Colorado... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 thanks guys...I knew there were dino-geeks out there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 no im just happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Entrada? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Morrison, after Iain Morris famed sprayologist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Entrada's close though, but more of a pure sandstone fm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Did you hear? They found a gay dinosaur! "Dino-sore-ass" BWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Necronomicon said: Did you hear? They found a gay dinosaur! "Dino-sore-ass" BWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Â NECRO Â IF YOU WERE OVER SLAUGHTERING CHILDREN WITH YOUR "FACTS" THEN THIS HOMOSEXUAL REFERENCE WOULD HAVE YOU CHASTISED BY THE REAL MEN OF THE ARMY!!! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 I apologize for denigrating gay dinosaurs. My comments were made strictly for entertainment/educational purposes, and were in no way meant to debase ancient megareptiles with a self-same gender preference. I wish I had never made such a joke, especially given the fact that a war is being fought in the name of continuing the tradition of making gay dinosaur jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Necronomicon said: I apologize for denigrating gay dinosaurs. My comments were made strictly for entertainment/educational purposes, and were in no way meant to debase ancient megareptiles with a self-same gender preference. I wish I had never made such a joke, especially given the fact that a war is being fought in the name of continuing the tradition of making gay dinosaur jokes. Â The female of the species was originally misidentified as a different species and given the name Licalotapuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 how 'bout Gluteus minimus real species from the Devonian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 and Colon rectum a colonid beetle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 The Devonian is when they all wore those red flowerpot hats right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 yeah, which led to Aha ha, an Australian sphecid wasp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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