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Fejas Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 I'm as nervous as a hore in church... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Blizzard of Lies  We must have lunch real soon. Your luggage is checked through. We've got inflation licked. I'll get right back to you. It's just a standard form. Tomorrow without fail. Pleased to meet you. Thanks a lot. Your check is in the mail.  Marooned, marooned, marooned in a blizzard of lies. Marooned, marooned, marooned in a blizzard of lies. Your toes and knees aren't all you'll freeze When you're in it up to your thighs. It looks like snow, but you never know When you're marooned in a blizzard of lies.  You may have won a prize. Won't wrinkle, shrink or peel. Your secret's safe with me. This is a real good deal. It's finger lickin' good. Strictly by the book. What's fair is fair. I'll be right there. I am not a crook.  Marooned, marooned, marooned in a blizzard of lies. Marooned, marooned, marooned in a blizzard of lies. Better watch your step when your old dog Shep Can't even look you in the eyes. You're cold and lost and you're double crossed When you're marooned in a blizzard of lies.  We'll send someone right out. Now this won't hurt a bit. He's in a meeting now. The coat's a perfect fit. It's strictly fresh today. Service with a smile. I'll love you darling 'till I die. We'll keep your name on file. Marooned, marooned, marooned in a blizzard of lies. Marooned, marooned, marooned in a blizzard of lies. Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart. And you're in for a big surprise. When you're marooned, marooned, marooned marooned, marooned, marooned, marooned, marooned, marooned in a blizzard of lies. A blizzard of lies.  ----------------------------------------------------------------- Written by D & S (Josh) Frishberg Recorded by the Short Sisters on "The Short Sisters Short Tape", copyright 1985 by Black Socks press. DC   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 No, you DON'T look fat in that dress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegetablebelay Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Pull my finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted March 19, 2003 Author Share Posted March 19, 2003 she's tighter than a bull's ass in fly time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 as seen on tv.... Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted March 19, 2003 Author Share Posted March 19, 2003 straighter than a honeymoon dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 (edited) straighter than a grizzlies dick... Edited March 19, 2003 by Fejas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szyjakowski Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 "the carpet chewer".......ahhh shit that phrase went out with Hitler....hey does Bushy like carpets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 "Sweet" sucks and I can't stand hearing it anymore. People who use it are usually droll hippies with no sense of fashion or time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 E-rock said: "Sweet" sucks and I can't stand hearing it anymore. People who use it are usually droll hippies with no sense of fashion or time. Â Sweet ass dick face... chew on your own fore skin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Sounds like somebody's a droll hippy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allison Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 slicker'n cat snot on a wet silk scarf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Attitude Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 Do you feel lucky, punk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 pagetop   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 Someone's got to say it, "Go ahead, make my day". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 chestbeating tr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 of gaperness car to car posted on my website Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 i hate to say it:  horsecock   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 i hate to say it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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iain Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 why thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 oh, donkeydick lie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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