dberdinka Posted March 18, 2003 Posted March 18, 2003 Considered the madness and insanity thats about to be unleased on this world, and the ineptness I feel from being able to do absolutely nothing about it, I have started a new peace movement. It's a nonviolent form of protest that can be carried out alone or in small groups, with good friends or complete strangers. During breakfast, at lunch, after work...anytime is a good time for it. It's called "Get Loaded for Peace". I intiated the practice by kicking back with a couple stiff drinks while watching CNBC or Fox or whatever facist, right-wing news program the TV was on. I think it worked as they were unable to convince me that I should unconditionally support my "commander-in-chief" during times of war. Later this week I'm planning on staging a similar protest with good friends. This could possibly be followed by a "Sleep in and Get-to-Work-Late for Peace" protest. We shall see. I ask all of you in the CC universe, lurkers, gapers, enemies and familar strangers to join me in protesting our president's iron-fisted "pre-emptive bomb the hell of out of other countries" policy. At least we'll have a good time doing it. Even better...each time Trask, Greg W, or any of you other right-wing knuckleheads have a drink you too will be effectively demonstrating against the war. Peace! Quote
dberdinka Posted March 18, 2003 Author Posted March 18, 2003 I've decided on shots of Jagermeister or martinins using Grey Goose Vodka to help show my solidarity with our European Brothers. Quote
dberdinka Posted March 18, 2003 Author Posted March 18, 2003 Drude! That rules, Can Timmy make a Graemlin out of it? Quote
adventuregal Posted March 18, 2003 Posted March 18, 2003 dberdinka said: I've decided on shots of Jagermeister or martinins using Grey Goose Vodka to help show my solidarity with our European Brothers. Jagermeister.... You've got great taste.... Quote
minx Posted March 18, 2003 Posted March 18, 2003 so we're getting bombed for peace? i'm in! The way today is going i may start now Quote
freeclimb9 Posted March 18, 2003 Posted March 18, 2003 And you can rub one out for peace after you're all fuzzy feeling: http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/ Quote
Attitude Posted March 18, 2003 Posted March 18, 2003 freeclimb9 said: And you can rub one out for peace after you're all fuzzy feeling: http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/ Can't beat that... ******************* Masturbate for Peace Bumper Stickers (updated 3/14/03) Hairy palms, not cluster bombs War's not kind, beat yourself blind Help Hans Blix - whack your dicks Cream your khakis, not Iraqis. Peace is spiffy, stroke your stiffy Don't send the fleet, just beat your meat War is shit, rub your clit Side with France, reach down your pants Peace is the issue. Use a tissue. War is Crappy, Slap Your Pappy War's for squares, play downstairs Stop war now, milk your cow When you jerk tonight, keep peace in sight. Down with war, stroke some more War is cruel - flog your mule Get peace fever, rub your beaver! War is heinous, thumb your anus You Can't Beat Off with Nuclear Arms War is Mean, Flick Your Bean War is wrong, whack your schlong. I'm going blind for Mankind War is silly, whack your willy Think globally, whack locally (Don't smitten, kill a kitten.) Quote
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