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cute kid.

You have got a thing for my legs, don't you? You even commented on them on my FB page...

That Depends, Dru. Which design do you like to sniff the best?

I remember that commmercial, and it was a fast food bag discarded at his feet by a passing motorist. Made me cry, too. And yes, all the foil was recycled by me personally that day. It filled a 50-gallon trash bag and weighed over 5 pounds.

Kurt, I've been getting a lot of those old Hawaii 5-0 videos and sound clips sent to me. I used to watch that damned show every week. Now, regarding me deserving a vacation, you could not have been closer to the mark. Although, I'll be headed to the "ilons, mon" in the opposite direction from Hawaii. I'm taking two weeks off, and I've got two tickets to Paradise, and wheels up is in just 18 days. Wish me luck and bon voyage! W00t w00t!!!1

Indeed, congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Selkirk. Enjoy the joy.

You're in Shanghai, Marcin? Jiminy X-mas, don't worry about me. Get yourself plowed, then laid, d00d!

Thanks, you guys. You're the best friends a guy ever had... :hic: Didn't even get drunk today. Spent the weekend with my kids. Did I tell y'all that I moved out of my house two months ago? Ee-yup, 50 and kicking that bitch to the curb, finally. Shoulda done this years ago. Yay life! Sherri and 5K, you're both on my dance card for 2010.

Wish me a fuq'n Happy Birthday, fer cryin' out loud. I'm always there fer you guys, giving out b-day props when I happen to notice your little berfday cakes over yer avatars. I'm feeling lonely and a little older today. Hit the Big Five Oh and I ain't getting any younger. PS: This is what happens if you leave your office for a day and your co-workers know that your birthday is coming up soon. I don't know how long it took them to do this, but it took me an hour and a half to "unwrap" my office last Friday morning. No clients were billed for the unwrapping.

It's because you're approaching the speed of light in a vacuum. It's an E = mc**2 thing... I new you were going to write that before you did. That's because you're still young and nimble-minded, and I'm aging much faster than you are. Getting senile, I am... Oh, and it's "knew", not "new"... I'm not totally senile yet...

my clock runs slow too. Maybe I live in a different dimension... It's because you're approaching the speed of light in a vacuum. It's an E = mc**2 thing...

Rest in peace, Max. Good dog! Ruff!

Guys, guys, guys... can't we all just get along?

Thanks, Bill. The last day of November this year will mark the 19th anniversary of Frank's departure from this world. I will lift many glasses his way on that night.

Our little baby is all growed up.

Smiff does its own show. It's called Tuft Love. Look for adverts here.

yay life!!! Really, Porter, thanks a bazillion. It was really fun. I needed it.

I love those guys. Especially the old codger. Reminds me of me...

Wow. Goddamn...

I alternated "For the Strong" with "For the Weak" on a 1:1 ratio. Really helps to extend the drinking time and moderate the intoxication level. You have to know these things when you're a king, you know... mito100- Which one were you?

Jens and Drew, Congrats d00dz, that was sickly righteous!

D'oh! No WR of Prussik? Things are morphing again. The possibility of my presence is now increasing. My life is in a terrible state of flux right now. Highly fluid and dynamic. This could go on to the very last minute...

Starting to look like I might have to pull the D-ring on RU this year...

That's going to be a might more difficult for me in the coming weeks...

Righteous! The Evil Dark Lord is taking over the Senate. Can the Clone Wars be far behind...??