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pay attention, you slackers. It's a 9am Saturday morning at the Leavenworth Starbucks. & again, at 11pm Saturday night at an undisclosed location. .

I don't know about lederhosen, but I hear sped's got a swell collection of chaps.

Damn!@! I was waiting to bust that one on you. Now the punchline's pre-empted.

well, it just didn't compare to these really important stories: MORE TOP STORIES • Base closings could save billions • U.N.: Iraq drug trafficking rising • Abu Ghraib colonel reprimanded • American climbs 14 tallest peaks . MICHAEL JACKSON TRIAL • Bashir admired star's way with kids • NBC: Culkin could save Jackson

That was scary fast. Do you have that page bookmarked?

Can I bring my maypole?

leggo my eggo?

Googlism for: archenemy archenemy is a very important and liberating thing to have archenemy is the god taniel archenemy is the hub of all activity archenemy is/was clodius archenemy is dib who foils most of zim's plans for global domination archenemy is no matter what the current story line archenemy is sister assumpta archenemy is the red skull archenemy is the gnu general public license archenemy is caught in action at about 11 archenemy is pixy misa archenemy is on the other end of the phone archenemy is currently in afghanistan archenemy is babe conner archenemy is a megalomaniacal villain who wants to poison the world’s water archenemy is sideshow bob archenemy is also much archenemy is the sheriff archenemy is zarich archenemy is named archenemy is always in the first row of the auditorium archenemy is the trooping fairies archenemy is an evil archenemy is quickly revealed to be the bungling police department of this near archenemy is a mobster named primo sindone archenemy is damodar archenemy is wind archenemy is the megalomaniac frog archenemy is plantation archenemy is lord rasmere archenemy is bo archenemy is swampy the crocodile archenemy is the enigmatic and terrifying darth vader archenemy is mulroney archenemy is the revenue system archenemy is rust archenemy is one you will not want to miss archenemy is the monstrous sect known as the sabbat archenemy is treated as seriously archenemy is the evil baramos archenemy is magically resurrected by the evil dantinis archenemy is prof archenemy is uttered archenemy is brian ledford archenemy is looking for him archenemy is now confirmed archenemy is techno destructo archenemy is zolanda suade archenemy is the destronger known as soundblaster archenemy is the scourge of nerimia archenemy is the six song mini archenemy is coming archenemy is dove archenemy is infrared man archenemy is hard to find archenemy is ross gains archenemy is the evil tolga along with his army of gruntels archenemy is roy orbison with tentacles archenemy is on time archenemy is archenemy is miami archenemy is the volcano archenemy is israel archenemy is another timelord known as the master archenemy is tomorrow's teammate archenemy is hextor archenemy is sae archenemy is referred to as "enigma" archenemy is sovereign archenemy is a rather sophisticated looking gentleman in the exterior archenemy is the ruthless gangster archenemy is awesome archenemy is a cyborg

Quick! Somebody get that hippie a mongoose!

six degrees of dru

To google or not to google? Sitch#1: So, you spot some hottie sipping a mojito across the room, make some sauve moves, and enjoy light flirty banter. Things intervene before you exchange digits, and the evening ends without a phone number/ email address. Do you google said hottie for contact info or not? Sitch#2: So you and said hottie exchanged contact information, and you head home with the phone number burning a hole in your hot hot pants. Prior to the first date, you twitch with curiousity about this specimen. Do you google said hottie or not? When does google become creepy? And, despite it's creepiness, who doesn't do it?

First, I thought Snugtop, then Icegirl, then Minx. Now, I suspect that Archenemy is an undercover snaffle bent on the destruction of cc.com and all that is good in the world. I have a narrow list of suspects.

Step back! You're talking to the Fox!

No, just a passable tranny.

It'd take a seven-nation army to hold me back.

I dunno, but he looks like Marlon Brando

its good to be a guy

burnt weetabix

Where's the Rikki Tikki Tavi avatar?

Was anyone out there today? Where do we land on the moistness meter?

Sweet. I'm getting that tattoed on my ass.

he's flattered you noticed

Hmmm. Perhaps I'm missing something.

tant pis