Squid

It's a 'whole package' sort of deal.

There's no one Just me onry Sitting on my rittle throne I work very hard and make up great prans But nobody ristens, no one understands Seems that no one takes me serirousry And so I'm ronery A little ronery Poor rittre me There's nobody I can rerate to Feer rike a bird in a cage It's kinda sihry But not rearry Because it's fihring my body with rage I work rearry hard and I'm physicarry fit But nobody here seems to rearize that When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me But untir then I'rr just be ronery Rittre ronery, poor rittre me I'm so ronery I'm so ronery

You know what Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people here in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57. Maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer. They're good fine people, Stuart. But they don't know what the queers are doing to the soil.

Hell yeah, even the almost-rans are mindblowing. I'll need to start a third thread called "Crappy climbing photo thread where Squid won't be embarassed to post his shit"

Anyone wanna blow off work and catch a few weekday mornings with me? I know all you cush Eastside Microsofties have flex schedules...

I still haven't recovered from the last set of 'favors' I owed you.

Where's the option for 'Women over 20?'

They sucked back then, too.

So I'm using teh first glorious powdery weekend of the winter to..move. I need a truck for a day to move my worldly possessions (12 pairs of blown-out climbing shoes, 3 pairs of tire-tracked undies, 4 core-shot ropes, plastic boots, 18 'Dear John' letters). Anyone have any suggestions for cheaper truck rental than U-Shove-It?

Billcoe gets the post of the day.

I was country back when country wasn't cool.

It would be useful if you mentioned where you're located.

Time to change my signature. sigh.

A quick shout-out to the Wild Country Ropeman II (not the Ropeman I). It's relatively inexpensive (~$30?) and very lightweight. You have to pull the slack through- it won't feed itself. There are definitely better tools for the task, but not at the price.

...however, I DO look at the pictures.

Thanks JayB! For the differently-abled link-clickers: Dank noun. A refuge for people of low spirits.Taken from an episode of The Simpsons, "Bart Sells His Soul": Moe: Seems nobody wants to hang out in a dank pit no more. Carl: You ain't thinking of getting rid of the dank, are you, Moe? Moe: Ehh...maybe I am. Carl: Oh but Moe, the dank. The dank! JayB's pants are a refuge for the depressed.

Please explain "The Dank." I'm not hip to the lingo. Yo.

YES! I know you want me!!

Wait...now I'm confused. Are you saying that ephedra is a safe diet drug?

It makes me gag with fear.

All this snow, but nothing's sticking!! Somebody DO something!

I blame global warming. and liberals.

Let's go back to the exciting topic of my sexual ineptitude.

speaking from experience eh? it really wasn't nice of her to point and laugh but at least you learned something Says the of

A girl who know's what she's doing will know you haven't a clue what you're doing.