Squid

It only gets better. Try uncorking the bottle and drinking it before polishing, IF. Your friend will be impressed.

BTW- I'm enjoying my broadband with a nice 'Rex-Goliath' shiraz. It is pleasantly spicy, with a hint of fruit. You might enjoy it while reading "How to Pick Up Women over 20," Oly.

That reminds me of the time you helped me not belay.

Oly has many anecdotes predictated on the one time he "went up to a guy and said blah blah blah." The said truth is that Oly is a terribly repressed recluse, and he gibbers and drools in the presence of women. Adult males make him wet himself in fear. He likes the company of small children ( >4). I still think he's' a stand-up kind of guy.

So, should I get a cell phone too? Or is that just a fad? ps. INVEST IN ENRON NOW!!!

It's like I can reach out and touch you

Broadband, baby!! A new day is dawning in spray.

Snugs is small- I bet she'd fit in a ziploc whole. You'd have to curl her up first, though.

Finish carpenters. Looks like a casting call for a Village People revival.

For the record, I've never met a woman from cc.com who wasn't beautiful- and all of them are over 20.

Shite! Here's wishing a speedy recovery to your friend

Overheard in a gearshop "I'm going to climb Rainier this weekend. How many pickets do I need?" "Well, do you know how to make a snow anchor?" "No." "Then you don't need any pickets" You've got plenty of time to figure out crevasse rescue between now and summertime. Hire a guide to show you, or take a class, or just grab a book and practice off your porch until everything works.

Bring out the bear.

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The days all look the same when you're spraying.

Skiing- The Sport of Kings! only the fit & the strong can excel on the slopes! Where else can you pay $75 a day to be surrounded by thousands of people just as extremo as YOU? ...not to mention the SCHWEET apres-ski parties with the bro's from the frat.. Don't get me wrong; skiing is great fun, but it's not what this thread is about. Go shit on somebody else's thread.

Y'all suck. I want hangboard routines, monopocket drills, lockoffs & typewriters! Can't you feel my pain?

To get sick-strong, brah!!! The coming rock season promises to be best ever, if you start your training NOW! I want all you wanna-be Eric Horsts to post your winter training regimes. Share the sickness!

I'm glad you remember those quality posts, Camilo. Well done! However, I'm saddened to see you didn't grasp the obviously ironic use of 'teh.' Do I have to spell everything out for you? You've been pwned.

It's a 'whole package' sort of deal.

There's no one Just me onry Sitting on my rittle throne I work very hard and make up great prans But nobody ristens, no one understands Seems that no one takes me serirousry And so I'm ronery A little ronery Poor rittre me There's nobody I can rerate to Feer rike a bird in a cage It's kinda sihry But not rearry Because it's fihring my body with rage I work rearry hard and I'm physicarry fit But nobody here seems to rearize that When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me But untir then I'rr just be ronery Rittre ronery, poor rittre me I'm so ronery I'm so ronery

You know what Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people here in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57. Maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer. They're good fine people, Stuart. But they don't know what the queers are doing to the soil.

Hell yeah, even the almost-rans are mindblowing. I'll need to start a third thread called "Crappy climbing photo thread where Squid won't be embarassed to post his shit"

Anyone wanna blow off work and catch a few weekday mornings with me? I know all you cush Eastside Microsofties have flex schedules...