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crazyjizzy

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  1. You're still a moron, and you still need a USPS hole thru your middle.
  2. You're a fucking moron. Some postal worker should punch a hole through you.
  3. No. Susan B. Anthony and Benjamin Franklin. Probably others... I would say that you're wrong. Franklin was a diplomat, and a signer of the Declaration of Independance. Susan Anthony fought (not litterally) for womens sufferage. While they never held elected office, doesn't the effort they put into politics make them politicians? If not, what is a politician? I think the Buffalo on the Buffalo head nickel was not a politician.
  4. Problem solved
  5. I tried to upload a drawn diagram of how any scale could be used, but i failed. Pick a scale which will numerically divide easily, and hold it at an angle to your grid, such that your two end points land on grid lines. Savy?
  6. Rangers and cops do go up there popular with MTB untill the huge fire was investigated during fall fire season Untill Larry shows up That sounds great, shuttling the assholes who have weanie ass cars At first glance it sounds like a good idea, but remember, lots of people live around Leavenworth, and have had that idea in the past. They sometimes lock the road at night, and Larry knows about it. He has a long history of busting teen-agers, as well as climbers.
  7. crazyjizzy

    Getting ASS

    Look at his name AK, roald. He's a fucking squarehead, your favorite.
  8. crazyjizzy

    AlpineK*nt

    Say what you want, AlpineK. You will have to spend days watching behind you, on guard for Ben, Fred, and the hyrax.
  9. crazyjizzy

    AlpineK*nt

    What's the deal not inviting me to your party? It is the thought that counts. You are mean and thoughtless. I will be bringing back from Africa a hyrax. These are small, cute, fuzzy, marmot-like animals, related to the elephant. Ken4ord has done a DNA-RNA time regression on them, and they will be the perfect instrument of revenge. Ben and Fred will meet me at the airport, and take this small cute little creature from me. As you are well aware, they both have an axe to grind with you, especially Fred. They are physically going to jam this animal up your ass. It will live in your bowels, and evolve into an elephant. How will you be able to work with a 6000kg pachyderm living in your guts? You are going to be busy eating 250kg of brush a day. How will you pay for this? You brought this upon your self, now there is no turning back.
  10. Yes, especially if you're Lou. Yes, but expect her to be someone elses's girlfriend by the end of the evening Kurt likes a dirty floor. Kurt does not have a toilet. Please feel free to shit in his back yard. Well, I won't be there. I don't think rat, cap, Ray Borbon, Mike Adamson, or TFM will be there. You may get to rub shoulders with the "Real JZ" though. Don't know Ask Gary Yvenge or Dave Shuldt.
  11. Melted and fucked up. The upper icicle is not complete to the top. There is a smear below the entire Breach Wall. Regardless of conditions, I think that getting permission to climb anything other than a trekking route is nearly impossible. And poaching is impossible. And to my doubters: You are all a bunch of Dumb-Asses. I was given a certificate proving I am a summiter. Sincerely Mr Izzy
  12. I, Crazyjizzy climbed Kilimanjaro solo, except for my guide, cook, and porters. I was totally alone, except for all the other people. It was a wonderful experience of scree slogging for 1300m in the dark. Everyone here in Africa is intyerested in CC, and especially my quest to become Uberator. Sincerely Mr Izzy
  13. I'll go back to the box, now you go back to your closet, Trask.
  14. I believe you are mis-quoting Trask/Oly. What he said, was he was going to watch the game someplace filled with seamen. You assumed it was on a yacht, and you also assumed that Oly/Trask could spell.
  15. Oh, quit the charade. Why do you bother "talking" to Dru? Both you and I know that "he" really is a CC computer, programed in both google and Wikipedia, meant to spray 24/7. Now with computerized programing, your masters at Enercom do not need humans to pick music on stations like "The Wolf", and "Jack". Soon, after Oly/Trask is done fine tunning, "Dru" will be the greatest non-human DJ on the air-waves. Sincerely Izzy
  16. Well, I went to the Moderators Townhouse to watch the Big Game. It was swell, but I made several observations. Trask is Olyclimber. This banning Trask thing was just a bunch of hype to attract followers. In fact, much of the drama at CC is just hype, a la’ the WWE. Pope, Mattp, and Peter Puget are all the same person. Ascesionist and CC are all owned by the same huge corporation, (Enercom) and are just going after different focus groups. Dwayner wasn’t banned at CC, and he did not leave in a huff at ASC. He is now the morning drive time DJ at a radio station in Hershey Pennsylvania. There were no women there. I thought everyone was staring at my ass. Which they were. When I finally got to the restroom, when it wasn’t filled with couples of Moderators, I speed dialed the Sonics Dance Team. They asked which Moderator Townhouse I was at. Turns out there are two. I bade farewell to Oly/Trask, and went to the other Townhouse. Turns out that this latest Townhouse is the non-gay Moderator Townhouse. The Sonic’s girls were glad to see me, said that they had never actually seen anyone except Off White who was associated with CC at this Townhouse. Weird, huh? Off White only visited there to try on different dresses, the gals said he "creeped them out" Oh wait, they said that they had met AlpineK, but he was all snotty, and said something to the effect of “I am an Arborist, I am not interested in trimming any bush here!” Then he drove off in some shitty ass truck, dripping gas and oil. Well, the girls and I had a good time in the big hot tub, watching the game, and eating nachos. Who won?
  17. I just assumed that it was in my employee packet. Can I watch the SuperBowl at the big Moderator Townhouse with the Sonic's Dance Team? Please?!
  18. As far as I can tell, it is only AlpineK and Dechristo who misspelled fascist.
  19. Excellent points all, now go get your asc. membership card, and enter the debate. Sincerely Izzy
  20. THANK YOU Sincerely Izzy
  21. What the fuck? This is making way too much sense. I want some good old fashioned spray. This is my thread, lets insult each other. Then I'll ban you in six weeks. Sincerely Izzy PS CBS, your points are interesting, but this is not the proper forum for this.
  22. Please note: This discussion is for moderators, Uberators, Fascists, Americans, or people with full-fledged drivers licenses. Please butt out. well you sent me all those nasty PMs last time when i asked kurt... just cause of that i'm not gonna vote for crazyjz for uberator. Unless you reconsider your stand on voting for me, then you can spray all you want. Sincerely Izzy
  23. I neither promote, condone, nor disaprove of this test. I am mearly trying to help out AlpineK. I scored a 2.96, which saddens me. When I am Uberator I plan on being mean spirited, nasty, vindictive, and spiteful. Regarding the ascertion that fascists are actualy leftists and liberals, I had much the same disscussion with GregW at ASC. His arguement was that conservatives believe in smaller government, while a totalitarian state requires a large governmental machine. By that definition, Stalin, Hitler, and Mussolini were all extreme liberals. I subscribe to a more conventional political thought, and have difficulty agreeing with GregW's ideas, but I also have trouble dismissing them out of hand. Sincerely Mr Izzy
  24. On another thread AlpineK said: Take this test, brown shirter! This will give us the quantitative answers to AlpineK plight.
  25. We used to only do it to the old grey framed jugs. The nwer yellow jugs corrected that problem, but had trouble with the safety latches.
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