cj001f

1) buy a reflector 2) stick a diffuser in front of it it's much harder to make LED's throw lit in a single direction - that's what I do all day You ever deal with the folks from Florida (ALI) ?

Get the multicolor LED arrays so you can pick the shade and intensity

The route wasn't much - a couple mouse pinchs to a big yak dung sloper than a dyno to the ledge mantle and freedom. What took the time was figuring out how to construct the holds - I wasted the better part of two decades trying rat guano (wasn't sticky enough).

People always wonder where cj001f came from. I chose it because it's the closest way to replicate the Sanskrit name I had in the Pakistani prison on an English keyboard. I was in Kashmir skiing. Going for some virgin peaks along the line of control when some troops stopped me. They spent an hour searching my bag, tore it to pieces - they even analyzed the inner sleeve of my Whisperlite. They were starting to pack it back up, I thought things were golden. Then they found the Vicodin. And noticed that Horace Horatio Alger Algernon Watanabe VI was the name on the Vicodin and I'm Horace Horatio Alger Algernon Watanabe III. That was it and I was done for. Off to prison for me. 27 years 4 months 3 days 2 hours and 3.78 minutes later I was able to escape by gluing holds made of mouse dropping to the walls.

- masturbate yourself less - masturbate others more

You know, walking with the balls.....

Get a lobotomy and go as kevbone

Only if you normally travel with one

Careful it might be a sting operation - leave the lube, beer and condoms at home

I thought that was ok as long as I'm not married Never mind, I forgot that you are an alcoholic (drinking away the part of the day that you can't sleep away). I wish I could - I'm usually quasi coherent after a few pints.

I thought that was ok as long as I'm not married

I prefer to IM people what are you wearing underworld?

Nobody would think my rack prepubescent

For fucks sake kevbone - hit puberty will you?

all the ladies say they are duds

I can show you my certificate! As of last like I'm now officially 100% free of cooties!

pooflinging fight

Ain't nothing like a freshly microwaved banana peel to make the afternoon

Please continue your extraordinary rendition logic. Spray is the great equalizer - everyone looks like a chimp

no you aren't. so there. btw: you aren't getting any from me because of this

Clinton Clinton Clinton

search here for ken4ord's tr's

OMG it's a vast left wing conspiracy to smear a noble politicians oh wait he's likes young boys and he's admitted it.

I photoshopped over your face in the one's I sold

You'd find much better 'qualified' canidates at the Acropolis