mikeadam

Brittany Griffith is NADA compared to Rachel Babkirk (RI#107) and Patience Donahue (RI#108)

OH YEAH! And IAMBONE OR LAMEBONE OR whatever that guys name was brought a certain level of hard edginess to the site that got some folks really tweaked out. Drink one for him too! Oi, and AlpineK and Vegetablebelay and Bronco...and ummmm...there's some other's too that will come to me sooner or later...

I don't believe so...

I wanted to take the time to welcome some of the newest and finest sprayers yet to grace the confines of the cascadesprayers digirado. POPE, DONNA TOP STEP, AND DWAYNER! Just as it seemed spray might die (I refer to the 1st and 2nd "Spray Wars" us early posters endured) an untimely death and become a dying artform on this cyber desert you arrived to warm/chill our hearts and numb our minds even further. Thank you for the hours of mindless amusement your bestial avatar like presences have created! Alas, some of our friends have gone the way of cattle mutilation and are no longer with us. Z, BunnyFooFoo and et al have been exposed for the trolling monsters they really were. Must tighten security in the future. Welcome to the revolution....VIVA LA SPRAY!! VIVA LA SPRAYERS!! We await the new order to come onboard.... ....Oh yeah, and I climb sometimes in the cascades and at the crag. Just wanted to say that so this is not totally unrelated to climbing...can anyone give me the beta on how to crimp my ass up SMUT and use the footholds so as to avoid being dragged up by retro? How much water should I carry on the descent?

I'm afraid to fart on Canadian limestone let alone spit on it. It's just fer lookin at....

Don't believe everything you read on the internet

Ha! The only advice I ever received from Blanchard was that you have to spit to be a good ice climber...I tried it on rock too, but it was kind of counter productive. Especially on slabs....

I recently read somewhere that DBerdinkas explanation of the origin of the Paramount peak is indeed correct. Mike ------------------ ___________ |[][][] []\__ |Shortbus | |_/-\_____/-\_/ 0 0 No Longer Be Ashamed to Say Yeah I ride the shortbus! www.shortbus.net

Vertical Limit was this nations single most rented video last week. Guess I'll have to dust off those Scarpas and dry tool over to Blockbuster soon...

I cancelled my DSL on saturday morning so these posts will probably be some of the last you'll see for awhile unless I hit an internet kiosk somewhere. Alpinelite will be devved out sometime at the end of summertime. There is a chat server at alpinelite.com. If you are familiar with IRC you can use it. Bummer. I'll drive to Canada at the end of the summer and we'll go check out Slesse or one of those other fine Canadian Peaks. Now I'm oughtta here to go loaf at Leavenworthless until Friday and then SoCal here I come! Unity with the Dru/Canadian climber Tong! Mike

Thanks Dru man. I think the tools are getting all fired up finally. I am conducting research on the good cop bad cop/good poster/bad poster effect. Seems to be working quite nicely. It's amazing how a few meaningless yet well placed jibes can do to elevate blood pressure. Sock man is in Toulumne right with crazy J, and I am off to Tahoe, Yosemite, Taquitz and Idylwild for 2 weeks. What's your plan? ------------------ ___________ |[][][] []\__ |Shortbus | |_/-\_____/-\_/ 0 0 No Longer Be Ashamed to Say Yeah I ride the shortbus! www.shortbus.net

Thank you. V, That is an encrypted password computer jock not a plain text version. I invite you to attempt to hack the board. Did you think I was just born yesterday? Scott, Good it's working. I find your posts timid and feeble like you probably are. Have a shitty day Mike

Matt-Not amused son. I don't smoke dope. Don't confuse me with Cavey and tong. Yes Matt, I know where you work. So what? Did you have something to add here or are you just working out your angst via the Iambone character? Not sure what your point is. My guess is that if I showed up there you'd try to sell me a membership or something. Sit down peasant and try to be humble. If you are Dwayners alter then that's cool. I LIKE Dwayner...

On the receiving end??? Do you really believe that I give ONE iota about what this board thinks. NO NOT AT ALL. Just loop through the posts here sometime superman and figure it out. As far as my site, sure I'll dev it out and then you can have your canned generic beta. We'll all still be laughing our asses off like we do everyday. And do you really think it's just ME? Not hardly "BRO" Ummmm I'm not Erik so get it straight DICK. NOW...let me tell you, I notice that no one ever has the balls to actually stand up to me as THEMSELVES. So if YOU want to try to run the gamut GO for it. BE THE FIRST SMART GUY. Who are YOU Mr Cyber Cop? C'mon stud let me know. I'd like to hear your name. What ya hiding for? Scared? Intimidated? Worried? What's your point? It's like the drug war boozehound. We'll just make up more and more and more and more and so on dick so back off. You're just another useless pissant who hides behind their cyber identity. Haven't we been down this road once before? Oh and BTW go climbing? yeah so sorry I do it at will because I was smart enough to get myself retired before thirty. So don't tell me where or when or how. Maybe it's you who don't get enough? GOT IT! Now for the next round of avatars... Mike Adamson http://alpinelite.com

Donna don't make me laugh. What are you gonna do huh? You brought it on yourself. ZOO-FOOFOO, yes we will take it to another site or two or three if you know what I mean? Watch the numbers dwindle shortly thereafter brah. Now you can have your generic betatron site for all the cyber climbers out there. Mike Adamson http://alpinelite.com [This message has been edited by mikeadam (edited 06-02-2001).]

The developers of this site are pulling posts left and right. Even topics initiated in the sprayzone. I think someone needs to start explaining themselves. Huh? Feeble....feeble...feeble.... Mike Adamson http://alpinelite.com/ [This message has been edited by mikeadam (edited 06-01-2001).]

Pope, You're gonna have to buy the KING size portaledge dude! Yer pal, Mike

Kurt! Have you ever heard of me speaking anything truly serious on this site??? My friends you met while doing the Forbidden Traverse said you were a nice fella. Make me a believer buddy

You can exchange the words for: "Walmart Desecrates the Happy Face or Too Happy" FOR Pope desecrates the Tooth South Face or Too Crappy" on this one! http://doodie.com/index.php?date=05302001&dir=b Dwayner YO! That is in fact the correct answer! Alas that is not Donna to the best of my knowledge...hmmmmm...maybe it is Donna though...who knows... [This message has been edited by mikeadam (edited 06-01-2001).]

A riddle!! This used to be on my website. Can anyone explain why this man is only wearing one sock? If you already know the answer then you can't reply. Ahem! Jim... BONUS! Can anyone identify this man (Besides the FBI that is?) [This message has been edited by mikeadam (edited 06-01-2001).]

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I wasn't quite sure what was going on here until I put Popes words under the magnifying glass of the famed dialecticizer. Once I got it all turned round it into Jive it made sense. Here it is in plain jive folks.... http://shortbus.net/dialect.html Hey Dwayner, Just eyeball yo' account uh dat Big Lou dream, and I'm probably makin' too much out uh dis...de imaginashun kin wo'k over-time when ya''ve gots dat much juice in yo' veins(gots dat liva' replaced yet?). Anyway, sump'n's been buggin' me. What it is, Mama! When Donna and ah' broke off our relashunship, wahtahmelluns gots uglia' dan ah' could gots' imagined. She'd call down in de middle uh de night and say nodin', plum listen. 'S coo', bro. She hired some peek-a-boo t'follow me around..I assume t'find out fo' whom she'd been dumped. She planted objects around in mah' wheels to make mah' mama suspect ah' wuz honkyfoolin' around, took mah' wallet t'Hooters, etc. Den one day, it plum stopped, and ah' found an old Janspo't pack at mah' doo' wid some note fum Donna, dig dis: Here's yo' shit. Have some supa' fine life. What it is, Mama! Anyway, in dat pack wuz some briefs dat ah' knowed wuzn't mine, dig dis: ah' wear boxers (my dad said dat some big-ass dog needs some big-ass yard). Also, cuz' I've always gots some side-dish cookin', ah' always Amos my boxers so's I'll git dem back when de flame burns waaay down. ah' dun didn't see any marks in dese briefs (dere wuz radical some brown racin' stripe ah' sdownpose), so's dere wuz no way uh knowin'...wait some minute, dun didn't ah' see ya' runnin' waaay down Icicle Canyon Road last mond in some pair uh briefs? Dwayne? Dat dream ya' had..are ya' sho' nuff Lou said t'mark yo' 'biners? Have ya' been boffin' Donna? ------------------ ___________ |[][][] []\__ |Shortbus | |_/-\_____/-\_/ 0 0 No Longer Be Ashamed to Say Yeah I ride the shortbus! www.shortbus.net

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I'm not sure that walking up some trail/snow to look at a hole in the ground is exactly "skilled labor". And if you need someone to do that for you why not just hire someone called "A GUIDE".