TamaraSlade

[font:Century Gothic] Sorry guys, I just want to see how many views this thread will get... [/font] But just so you don't leave disappointed....

My dream come true!!!!

haha i was going to nominate Negro Lesbian!

it's not so neat after you spend three hours holding a million falls out of the lip...

hey, I'm almost 19

don't they look like a lovely

yeah, what's the point in climbing unless you look good but then you're always tired cuz you got up at 5 AM to have a shower and do your makeup for a 7 o clock start.... that's what Starbucks is for. and thanks to my need of it you got to meet stanhope and trotter.

yeah, what's the point in climbing unless you look good

True that!

I thought I should correct his story a bit.... :kisss:

[font:Arial Black] Nine Words Women Use [/font] 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the football before helping around the house. 3. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 4. A Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer quickly to No 9 for the meaning of nothing.) 5. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 6. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot', which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' - that will bring on No. 7). 7. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying, "F-- YOU!" 8. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to No. 4. 9. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "Fine".

TO MY DEAR WIFE: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be asleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with 7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished 1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move TO MY DEAR HUSBAND: I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did: 5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat 36 times you did not come home at all 21 times you didn't cum 33 times you came too soon 19 times you went soft before you got in 38 times you worked too late 10 times you got cramps in your toes 29 times you had to get up early to play golf 2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls 4 times you got it stuck in your zipper 3 times you had a cold and your nose was running 2 times you had a splinter in your finger 20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day 6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book 98 times you were too busy watching TV Of the times we did get together: The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, 'Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?' The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.

And why's that? The cute girl? Or the fact that he's at Squamish and nowhere close to Portland? chicks come and go ... Im not going anywhere

Such a fun day! But fingers were SO COLD! ...it was worth it though!

The only thing that dog wants to do is eat one of those chick. Didn't you see all the lip licking...

PORK!

[video:youtube] What great parenting...

I got M-A: -O.R. Alibi gloves -BD turbo express ice screw, 16 -and a conditioning book I thought that was a pretty sweet gift.

http://www.iusedtobecool.com/mens_shirts_main.php one for each of you.. for the wife? http://www.lunarland.com/products/Standard-Gift-Package/1/ kids?

Awesome Babe! Wish I could have been there!

Great job! Best TR I've read so far! AMAZING PICS! I envy you!

Some other funny stuff people have said... -If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony? -You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead. -A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend -Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry. -He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia -Anyone can quit smoking, it takes a real man to fight cancer -I cry during sex.... fucking Mace -Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. -Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

oops, my bad. That was me.