General Zod

"Hey Mr. Jew, there was no Holocaust. It is big lie you fall for."

"Hey I really like your suspenders"

I could make media gaffes and still be able to destroy all of you with my superpowers.

I cannot even remotely understand your post. Please use grammer.

W's been taking lessons from Larry Craig

I lol'd. And I'm not even a mom.

/b/ did it. They used wikipedia information to change her password.

I see some people using Gmail for work related stuff these days. At least it's not Yahoo!, but it's out there. Actually now that I think of it I used Gmail for something work related because the recipient's server was blocking my work account.

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I hear the guys spend a lot of time polishing their bayonets.

I wouldn't mind being her drill sergeant.

"They used to say it was bad for Indians to drink, but it's bad for anybody. When they drink they lose their cool, a lot of us. Like when we played with Sonny Boy, I would never get paid, you know. He would drink up all the money. "

sez: snakes? yikes!

You can put lipstick on a ... oh nevermind.

DAMN AND I GAVE MINE AWAY FOR NOTHING!?!?!?!?

Sometimes I lament that not everyone sees the world the same way I do. Like, why do some people actually buy subscriptions to Martha Stewart Living ? But then I'm reminded that if everyone were the same life would be really boring. If everyone were from Krypton, I wouldn't be special because I can defy gravity and make things catch fire just by looking at them really hard. It's really the variety and uniqueness that makes the universe such a fascinating place. If there were no conservatives, liberals wouldn't have people to feel smugly superior to. If there were no liberals, conservatives wouldn't have people to blame when things don't work. If there were no believers in God, atheists wouldn't have fun coming up with logical arguments in an attempt to shake believers from their irrationality. If there were no atheists, the religious wouldn't have the joy of knowing non-believers will be burning in hell for an eternity. I'll bet even the people who drive Ford F-150 trucks give the F-250 drivers a special sense of power and prestige. Carry on.

This would be cool too: SF bay area > Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch Originally Posted: Tue, 15 Jan 11:46 PST Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch ------------------------------- Date: 2008-01-15, 11:46AM PST For Sale - beautiful pink "vagina couch" that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home! Call Willow at [deleted] or reply to posting.

I've been wanting a casting couch.

Mary had a little bear It's fur was black as coal And everywhere that Mary went You could see her bear behind

crosses the thin blue line.

The Great Big in the Sky.

NO ?

It's a full moon and she's turning into a Werebeaver. Next.