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    Alan Jackson

  2. bulldozer rampage
  3. OMG!!!
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    Alan Jackson

    I didn't think ol Alan would get much respect on this board. I just remember jumping out of planes in Georgia singing Chatahoochie while flying over the river with a yeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaw as I exited the airplane.
  5. akhalteke

    Alan Jackson

    I am quite sure he has written the greatest album of the century thus far.
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    pakistan

    To say the very fucking least. What does Pakistan have to say about this matter? I thought you guys were all about respecting the sovereignty of nations? Seems to me a slight deviation of course. You have no idea the logistics needed to pull this off with the current state of affairs.
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    Semantics

    These all seem to be mutually exclusive terms to me.
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    Semantics

    ...breath of fresh air though.
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    Semantics

    semantics...its a....you know.
  10. akhalteke

    Semantics

    Yep.
  11. akhalteke

    Semantics

    Right. I would LOVE to see the data on this one. Is that why he went to England to woo all the rich ex-pats for cash?
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    Semantics

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    Semantics

    Is a Motherfucker
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    Bushisms

    I call you a new name every time windowlicker. (see? see how i did that there? that would be classified as new material.) Try again pillow biter. (shit I did it again) assintake- your insults suck (just like your mom ) now go and lick some shmegma of the sheep scrotum. Somebody call the waaaaaaaahmulance... Somebody stole my schtik! Get over yourself. You are a bitter old puss that enjoys biting the hand that feeds you. You are similar to your country-women in that as soon as they get over here, they are so overwhelmed with the plethora of food they bloat up like dead whales on the beach. The only thing that got larger for you was your fucking mouth. Try not to use up everyone's freedom of speech bud. Save some for the rest of us. Im sorry, what the fuck did you just say? You've only been here a week, give it some time, learn from the spraymasters and STFU noob Blow me cuntress. My first banned avatar was made in 2001.
  15. The only winning move is........ not.... to play
  16. reminds me of that movie with Jennifer Jason Leigh... Wargames.
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    Finally

    It sometimes generates dead bodies too; like the co-worker we had a memorial for today who died in an IED explosion. You might lose that smug tone of voice you cary if you were confronted by his wife and daughter about your statement. Freedom of speech or whatever... its your right. Might want to think about it though.
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    Finally

    Classy.
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    akhalteke

    Take the heat? uh......I dont think so. I am the heat. Yeah. Flaming.
  20. akhalteke

    Fuck BOA

    No you dont have it right. I am tring to open the mind of Scott.....by letting him know there is more to the world than D Vs R. by telling me I can only vote for Obama of McCain? wow. Would love to hear the reasoning on this one, but I gotta go.
  21. akhalteke

    Fuck BOA

    when you put it that way, I sound like a dick!
  22. akhalteke

    akhalteke

    Awww... couldn't handle the heat so you had to make a new thread? Jeezus son! Have some fucking self respect!
  23. Because you have been fucking an umpalumpa. Had to check if the carpet matched the drapes!
  24. Damn. She told me that was her natural skin color. No wonder my dick is orange.
  25. akhalteke

    Fuck BOA

    No it isn't.
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