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I did send my g/f to his seminar on how to give head on a portaledge. Best $32 I ever spent.

you are gay and I have to be up at 5. Later cuntress. Good night.

...and I know you do son. I am sorry. I just dont swing that way.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArmy training sir!

Oh that joke wrote itself. I feel selfish taking all these. Who wants to take this one?

hurry up cock jockey. I am bored.

hence the reason I said "this weekend." ... who is the drunk one here again?

because it is 8:30 at night dumbass. I will be at looking glass this weekend. you should show up. i will be in my "army uniform." why dont you just go home and chug a bottle of tylennol?

yeah. you got me. you sould slap your mom for doing meth while you were growing inside her.

whatever faggot brain, the other faggot lives in utah where 3.2 is a plenty ya frickin butt muncher. faggot brain? are you seriously gonna come after me with that? please cunt rag. I am fucking hammered and I even know that is fucking lame as hell.

Hi Scott :crosseye:dumbass Even an old Joe figured it out. Shit. Good for nothing youth these days.

no dude. I'm saying that prole was gloating that you got hurt. he better hope he doesn't have an accident. bad karma Shit, you're right! What should I do to bring my karma back into cosmic alignment with good? Oh, I know: I'll join the fucking army! I don't think you can keep from telling.

OMG that is the funniest thing my drunk mind has heard all day!

Oh, and page top bitches!

I didn't even find out about it until a year ago. Jesus, you guys are fucking all up into this Eastern bullshit aren't you. You need to go to a good baptist church and get that shit beat out of you. God damned heathens. I got shot twice. Was that Karma too? If so, Karma is a bitch! That cunt couldn't take me down if she was waving a husqvaurna.

Layton, you are cool though. Thanks for the cigarette after I got all fucked up at Index like 5 years ago. I needed it. Turns out I broke my collarbone that day.

Whatever bitch. Go have another cosmo.

This picture is even more anoying than that gremlin from JRR Tolkein climbing shitty ass basalt.

That is out of necessity slim. This boi plays the skin flute like it is going out of style. It aint like he is in some foxhole for 15 months surrounded by 120 of his closest buddies. Inexcusable... waste of freedom. I don't live in the barracks.

I've been shot twice and I still like them.

How the fuck does that work? Kev? A little help here?

Buckle up homo!

Gawd you are a pussy. They say you are what you eat! Its sad your mom was too poor to afford a coat hanger. If I would have known how you would come out, I would have gladly loaned her one.

bahahhahahahhahhahhahhahahhahahahahhaa nice driving. style and panache. i like how he lured him back up and then took off like his asshole was on fire.