Hugh Conway

why the redundancy porter? every post of yours is a deuce in the collective

The land managers don't understand climbing needs threads. The stupid tourists who ask stupid questions threads. The "why is XYZ so expensive" threads

stop stealing my shit porter

Your local cobbler has the tools to; if you are nice to them they will. Mine added gear loops to a pack and sewed a new camer amount for me.

that's where JZ stays.

that's why I came to Bruges, a better price for my pussy here

you've come with a very pretty prostitute

eh, he was strong enough to send hard in October. "We" make fun of climbing clubs, guides, gumbies, gym climbing, then bitch when people don't climb

I shoot children and priests.

the last time a dog wearing a trenchcoat spoke rationally to me I had a 1/5th of JD and a page of blotter in me

porter, stop arguing with the homeless panhandlers

The commercialization of guiding is perhaps a uniquely N. American perspective on climbing. Other places, especially Europe, have plenty of professional guides who make their living, for their entire life, from guiding. Climbing with a guide is an acceptable past time - even for CEOs (Reinhold Messner guided the exCEO of Daimler Benz). If you wish to start climbing you hire a guide, pursue through your local Alpine Club, or perhaps go with friends. The US doesn't have much for professional guiding, not much for Alpine Clubs, so you are left with friends.

Paging Raindawg. Raindawg to the White Courtesty phone.

Why change lures when the fish still bite?

stand up glissade for the win

Miss July 1986 - schwing!

I was thinking for rioters - so 5 angry hippies vs. 2 stoned hippies vs. 10 pissed of Afghans

Which matchs wonderfully with the sticker on the lift poles on the way up - "Sideslipping is not snowboarding!"

buy rando gear with Dynafits. never look back. it is the supreme ski tool for the alpine environment *alright the tight long radius fall line snowboard turns are fucking awesome, but i've seen exactly 5 of those tracks in my life

your greek supply store should furnish you with your active cockblock needs

there aren't enough of you 20 minutes to transition and can't side hill out there

DEATH TO W

Are you a Kea?

I start at 4am

He's had more people plunder his posterior than TTK