No. 13 Baby

If this sexy GOP Pervert-of-the-Week counts as a celebrity, I want to nominate him with KKK on the lookalike thread.

Middle schoolers can spell "relevant."

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here . . . this is the War Room!"

I love it when a chickenhawk lectures on the realities of war. I love it even more when an alleged Phi Beta Kappa misspells "relevant."

Hey you two . . . get a room!

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Reagan was hardly a "star" - homeboy's partner was a monkey! How did he deal with the smell? Apparently the monkey got used to it.

The KKK guy resorts to ALLCAPS . . . Bug wins again!

How's that "I can't take being made an ass of all day" feature working for ya, big guy?

I love how Barney Frank gets to guys like the resident KKK. Part of me wishes I still lived in MA just so I could vote for Barney, Teddy, and Kerry again and again and again.

I'm sure the KKK guy will be first in line at the recruiting office. He's tough - he rides his bike in the rain!

You'll get your Bush break in 447 days, 8 hours, 50 minutes, and 45 seconds!

Oh, the irony!

Online dictionaries, eh? I know a couple middle-schoolers that would have no problem pointing out the flies in the KKK guy's intellectual ointment. No wonder he's a Bush apologist . . . must be like looking in the mirror.

Crowing about academic credentials online is akin to bragging about one's sex life; i.e., if you have to do it, it most likely ain't true. If the Phi Beta kappa fits, wear it.

Hey No13! I know you people aren't much on book learnin' and such, but in this case I think you mean androgyny. You think wrong again. In the future ask your mom to explain big words before posting.

God bless him, the KKK guy's delusions of adequacy are an endless source of amusement.

Nah, I'm going to bed. Been fun!

Hey, you earned the Peerless Wit Award for suggesting a 3-game Sox/Rockies series in June held some great significance.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it... you want small market teams to win in sports, drank PBR before it was co-opted by hipsters, and were the first on your block to wear Carhartts.

“If someone wants to compare us to the Yankees based on winning and results, that’s an incredible standard,” Red Sox General Manager Theo Epstein said. “If they want to compare us to the Yankees in how we do things, that’s a little off-base.”

Surely, you don't refer to this season when, earlier, Colorado took two out of three games from Boston in Fenway and, in the process, handed Josh Becket his first loss of this season. Yes, I suppose you're right . . . Beckett's pitching really suffered after that hugely significant series, putting the Sox in a tailspin from which they never quite recovered, not to mention demoralizing them when they faced the Rockies the rest of the season.

Misogyny rocks!