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Try calling 1-800-GM TRUCK and see what you get. Enjoy! heh, heh

Where is Lee Harvey Oswald now that we really need him?

Is anyone on Mt. Hood looking for the two lost climbers from last winter? The snow is melting rapidly.

CNN reported the President's movements today.... "Good one, some blood"

First, enter a plea of "innocent". Then, see if you can change the court location. It screws the cops up and if the cop doesn't show up for the hearing, you're home free. I got a $421 speeding ticket in Oregon a couple of years back from an OSP officer. He clocked me doing 87 in a 65 zone. When I went to court to plead innocent, the clerk gave me the option of changing the venue to a court that was closer to my home. So, of course I changed it. I guess Officer Obie didn't get the letter informing him of the change, because he never showed up for the traffic court. The judge asked if he was there and when nobody answered, he dismissed the charge! I immediately went outside and had a victory cigar! Good luck with your ticket.

So, because Bill Moyers reports on this issue, he's a racist hatemonger? Naw, Bud, that B you!

Shoulda named her 'Paris'.

If you want to have some real fun, wait until the day she is supposed to check in to the jail, then have several people call down there and say they know for a fact she has some crack hidden way up in her crack.

So, nobody was hurt in this group. Why the big rush to get them down last night? They could have walked out this morning. Did they just want a free snocat ride?

Bush IS bringing the troops home - in flag draped coffins.

I sent an email to my Congressman to vote to end funding for the immoral war and bring all the troops home ASAP. THAT'S supporting the troops!

Sorry. I need new glasses.

It's just a matter of time before our illegal alien population starts to forcibly demand we return several states to Mexico. It's all the more reason to find and deport them now. The American Indians had a lax immigration policy and look what happened to them.

It'll be Friday, May 25th at 6:00pm. That way he leaves on a 3 day weekend and will be all but forgotten by the following Tuesday.

Cheer up, everyone! Life is good! http://leenks.com/gallery483.htm