tvashtarkatena
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Gay? I think not.
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Does this include self abused?
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I'm going to solo the Willis Wall wearing nothing but a thong and a nicotine patch.
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Surreal Condom Ad
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Neogrojism: What you'll need to get rid of after such an encounter.
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Tom Clancy and Pablo Escobar should definitely stop hanging out together.
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How about "God, I wish this still bought me a beer."
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Neoquojism: "We will succeed unless we quit."
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Neojojism: "Do you have any creamer?"
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or "Goddamn, a dollar!"
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Neoslojism: An event with a probability of zero.
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Neolojism: The first time a guy cums and misses.
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How about "God rides a long board"?
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That was a very acidic remark...
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Surf now, read DeCarte later.
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Danars?
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Furk that shyt
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I'll send you a Jul log this year, Little Mermaid.
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You guys get paid for this?
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Stol or Colonragen?
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creep, leap, reap sheep
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Add percolator coffee and rough cut oatmeal to that. The ultimate boweldozer.
