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Never let it forget, even for a moment, who's in charge.

Bush wants a lot of things, but he's not getting too many of them. As for bombing, he's got a proven track record.

Your talking pretty tall, even for a 'cyber frontiersman'. As with most virtual puffer fish of your ilk, you might find it a bit harder to deliver on your promise once you've pried your ass from your office chair and your jackin' hand from your mouse and stepped back into the real world. Despite your inflatable commando's use of that anthem of wannabe junior cop authority, the decisive 'Period.', any experienced rider knows that its perfectly safe for everyone involved to ride a well maintained machine 2 or more times the speed limit on the right open road with the right visibility. I could ride at maximum warp on the right Nevada highway all day long without so much as seeing another creature, nevermind endangering one. If you're not comfortable doing that, then don't. If you don't even ride, then who the hell are you to prescribe your lack of experience to those of us that do?

All whiskey, all of the time.

In that case, I'm having tatties and whiskey.

"A pig can go through a full grown man in about 8 minutes..."

It might be the highly reflective sprayon I'm wearing.

rather than the house of sodden

There's always the new Prince...

Spraychuckers.

I'm also a spraycist.

Dear God, Forgive me for not believing in you. Dear Kevin Bacon, I never went to see Tremors II.

I hate fatties. I'm a weighcist. (I'm going to keep posting that joke until someone laughs).

My mom used to tell me that love means never having to say you're sorry.

Vegan was that killer probe that the Enterprise picked up.

eggs on Costco veggie patties: breakfast of rock stars.

but I don't want to overburden everyone with the details.

They call me 'raserhead.

They'll cul vertually every hostile juror.

Their angle? Repose every question several times to confuse the witnesses.

I'm retaining Wall Street attorneys.

I'm hoping my litigation will lead to some embankment.

I'm filing a class action suit against every poster on this forum for the irreparable emotional suffering I've endured since I began posting. I've solicited any clown with an ass to join me as plaintiffs.

Car?HarTT! What a pirate tells the valet when picking up his Audi.

Buck bucks.