tvashtarkatena

My favorite sign is "This property protected by Smith and Wesson", which translates to "Wait till we're not home (as any good burgler's going to do), then come on in cuz we've got lots of guns (like, THE most sought after merchandise) to steal!"

Spray rule # 1: Never say 'goodbye'. It's like the mafia. Only dumber.

I'm turning a 1400 lb section of foundation, cut for some french doors, into a garden bench. It's either that or stand it up and have some monkeys dance around it until they develop language and shit. AKA's never gonna get a looksie, though.

OK, OK, we got it, you anaphile.

In concrete.

Don't let work interfere with your spraying again. Believe it or not, and I shit you not (a rarity), I'm going to drill some bolts right now.

Once he googles 'salient', he just might for once.

RumR, dju crawl back under your bridge, you stumpy little fudge ball?

In the Na-vy...

Does the Navy even have specfor operatives? They've got SEALs. And cute uniforms. Oops. There I go again.

weird one, that AKA. I've claimed a lot of things here, being a climber for one, but specfor operative? That's a new one on me.

I'm workin on it.

That might explain the speckled foreskin, though.

Since I brought the disease to the continent, I doubt it.

I like 'specfor' almost as much as I like 'humint'. BTW, TJ's got humint tea on sale right now. Rad.

So, like, is 'specfor' an abbrev for 'special forces'? That sounds rad. Or does it stand for 'speckled foreskin'? Not so rad.

Smiffie! I fuckin' hate it when sportools call it that. Cheers, Tvash

Climbing is serious business. I should know, because so is impersonating a specfor operative.

Hey, we all know the Black Panthers are behind health care reform. Get with it.

I think he got it eventually, but that dime store adding machine of a brain of his took a while to turn it over.

NTTAWWT.

Oh no, more homo-erotica. That shit really bothers old AKA. Hmmmmmm.

As is the butt plug you loaned him to keep that smile going. I need an automated post generation machine. Kevbone?

Fuck it. This ain't workin'. FSM damn you, Bug.

His fill of shit, you stumpy idiot. Get with the program here.