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tvashtarkatena

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  1. So a mysogynist and a hipster walk into a bar....
  2. Oops. Might wanna check that again, Frank. I'm on my way, Gene! FUCK YEAH. GORGEOUS DAY
  3. tvashtarkatena

    Red Dwarf

    So, it's looking likely that red dwarfs, which make up 8 out of every 10 stars in our galaxy, probably have the majority of the universe's habitable planets per Kepler's data so far. What would life be like on such a world? Alpenglow all day long? Beautiful skin, even if you're actually fishbelly white? 9 Essentials? REALLY short (like, 3 days, although there might not be any days with tidal locking) ski seasons?
  4. I think we should one-up The Terrorists . Cut there heads off AND pee in their mouths. On camera, of course.
  5. WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!
  6. Yes, yes, yes, I believe we've all heard that joke... God knows I have.
  7. Can anyone who votes to defund Planned Parenthood (and when you vote GOP, that's what you're doing), the number one provider of health care to poor women, have a right to apply the term mysogyny to anyone but themselves? Even if you're anti choice, a women-hating policy if there ever was one, given that abortion constitutes a whopping 3% of Planned Parenthood's budget, wouldn't you still want to support 97% of what Planned Parenthood does?
  8. FW: the Frank Burns of CC.com.
  9. So you didn't think that was funny I take it?
  10. I actually cracked myself up with that one...
  11. Ya gotta realize, I don't have a cat and a laser pointer.
  12. I'll pee on your back, but that's as far as I go.
  13. Number one stopper? Hell, those things are HUGE.
  14. There's civil engineers and uncivil engineers...
  15. FW doesn't pee at all, he leaves tiny yellow crystals. He also hasn't pooed in years.
  16. I hear ya. KKK asked me to climb with him once, but the caveat was he wanted me to pee in his mouth. Suddenly...my calendar was full.
  17. Oh, I meant real engineers...sorry.
  18. Yeah...In clear weather the wind is often brutal. Bring some shelter unless you want crunchy, uncooked meals and no melt water. And ear plugs for the flapping, snoring, and farting.
  19. Ivan lead up P1 to give her some jug practice before going up the Monkey the next day. P2 might have been a bit much for the poor girl...
  20. Oh, you meant 'morons'. Clear enough.
  21. Rational thinkers don't make the best soldiers so science is lacking there. Beg to differ hommie. The profession on engineering was founded to make war toys. Non-science based warfare tends not to last very long.
  22. Because it flies in the face of their 'this earth was put here for man's use' doctrine. Also, it requires change from the standard American consumptive lifestyle Kristians subscribe to. It's the way we've always done it, American way..blah blah. In general, bringers of bad news are maligned by the angry hairless monkeys on the receiving end. And finally, you couldn't find a less analytical, scientifically minded group, given their beliefs. All science is an affront to their bible, from evolution to genetically based man on man action. No amount of evidence will convince many of these folks of anything. Hopefully, a sterilizing virus that selects for stupid will come along...
  23. Got an old Hirundo and like it. Unfortunately the new models no longer have the hard plastic gear loops.
  24. You should see the ladders they use to get nests for birds nest soup there. HO LY SKETCH BATMAN
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