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fucking magnets.

well see, now I *know* you know me.

I dunno, if my dick was my credit card, it would be that much easier for the banks to fuck me.

If this is female troll, you need to man down your vocabulary. Maybe it's just me, or maybe your more "butch" than "babe" but I sure smell a male troll behind that keyboard. she's even a late bloomer. Only a dude would know that late bloomers are the hottest of all the hot chics. Girls that have been hot since forever always grow up all fucked up and tweaky because they've never needed to rely on a personality. But the ones that used to be ugly and didn't even fuck in college but now they're all hot? I give this a 6 out of 10.

cause everyone else sucks EVEN MORE

Hi, everybody! I'm really cool, I make a lot of money and I even I compete nationally in the Las Vegas Big Dick competition, so you know I'm hot. I'm 6' tall, muscular, and have a black-belt in pussy licking. I'm also a rocket scientist, but have lots of free time for midweek climbing. Come join my fake facebook page I just created that doesn't have my real name or any pictures of me or any of my friends!

Past allegations of sexual harassment that ended in 5-figure settlements and confidentiality agreements? Clearly just another case of a high-tech lynching by the liberal media. You see, CAIN'S the victim, here. DON"T YOU GET IT????????

wait. what?

correction: people like kevbone and bill.

LOL. A little advice, though: your troll comes across as too eager. At least put a fake name on the fake FB account and dredge up some pictures that you can pretend are you. Also, the whole "professional figure competition" angle was a bit much. Next time, start more slowly and build up the deception a bit, otherwise you'll only nab people like kevbone.

people get really religious during orgasms. ohgod,ohgod,OHGOD,OHMYGOD!!

Is it me, or does Romney have the same sort of mind-numbingly boring personality as W? They both seem to have the same sort of dumb deer look in their eyes. At least Perry hugs maple syrup jars and giggles.

he just had to "think back" a bit. I mean, settling a sexual harassment suit with at least two different women? Sure, of COURSE you'd forget all about that

what is this thread about?

And there's that whole evolution and climate change thing, too. Clearly, he has no future in Republican politics.

I think I've heard of him, is he on the Poon Tang ticket?

kkkkk, I'm interested to know what candidate you support, too! Why won't you tell us? I like Huntsman OK. I haven't bothered to learn too much about him since he doesn't have a chance in hell, but he seems fairly non-crazy and he's not Obama, so he has that working for him. Also, the republican base doesn't seem to like him, which is a good sign. Of course, in reality I'll end up voting for Obama, I'm sure. Who do you like?

I like a republican candidate. But Porter didn't ask who do you LIKE.

He supports Texas and their "right" to make homosexuality illegal. What a fucktard.

he's not that principled, IMO. He's already changing his mind on things to attract the republican base. Thank god for campaign managers. "What's my position again? Oh yeah, thanks!"

We should also completely deregulate the environment: the free market will just take care of it all!!!!! RON PAUL! RON PAUL! RON PAUL!

No, I think he's saying people shouldn't protest. If they do, they deserve to have their heads cracked.