Johnny_Tuff

You're Michael Douglas?

Sportivas, on the other hand, are consistently well-built, well-designed, high-performing, and well worth the price. Mad Rocks are cheap, and you will get what you pay for in order to save 30 bucks. Shabby fit, mass-produced feel, and the fastest-wearing rubber out there. Caveat emptor. Evolvs appear to be a bit more of a quality product, although I have never climbed in them.

Well, obviously.

Shit, settle down, twinkle-toes! You get thrown from your yak on the way home from school, or what?

Quick, let's boycott him before he gets too big for his britches and starts selling lawn chairs & BBQs!

Riiight. Between the choke hold and the inappropriate swimsuit-area touching, what's not to find cute 'n' cuddly?

What you want? Drys, Wets, Stremers, Salmon, Salt? I'll take the salmon, and a side Caesar salad.

Too. Much. Information.

Go choke on some lutefisk, Baby Thor.

Jabberjawin'?

Only if BushCo is looking for another fall guy for their next colossally careless fuckup. What a good company man, taking one for the team like that!

trask got laid more than dru Does five minutes with the "fleshlight" qualify as getting laid? Although, maybe it's a step up from five minutes with a rubber squid.

Poor George Bush is so confused! He's concerned about sending a bad message to our "friends and allies around the world" and in the Middle East. Apparently none of his trusty advisors has the heart to tell him that after 5+ years of W, America no longer has any friends or allies around the world, and especially not in the Middle East. Poor fool...

Fuck that. How about Les Stroud vs. a fucking grizzly bear? Or Chuck Liddell?

Hackneyed and trite? Whoah, that's like, repetetive and redundant!

What sense of humor? See? Poor fellow, you have no concept of what I am talking about, do you?

Exactly. A sure sign that someone is losing an argument and is in total desperation is when they start comparing their opponents to Hitler and the Nazi party. Oh, like when BushCo compared Saddam to Hitler? I get it! There was a great speaker on Alternative Radio not too long ago; he had been a UN weapons inspector. He was commenting on the comparison of Saddam to Hitler and the inevitable push to deal with him after that ("He's like Hitler? We can't let someone like that go unpunished!"). His advice was to keep an eye on the developing situation in Iran, to watch for the US to accuse them of developing nuclear weapons, and for the inevitable comparisons to Hitler, followed by...well, you all know what happens after that. Funny thing, too; Condi Rice is shooting off her mouth about Iran being a huge threat, about them standing in the way of "the Middle East we'd like to see" (?!!! ). So fucking predictable. New Iraq exit strategy: relocate all troops to Iran! de-escalation through military force increase the pressure oh, Condoleezza what should we do about the situation in Iran and North Korea, Condoleezzaaaaaa

chuyesh dzvin ta ne znayesh de j vin how many people from E. Europe, or prospective suitors to these brides do you actually know? Missed out on a sense of humor, did you? Sorry about your luck, man. I'll refrain from further use of sarcasm so you can keep up. Best wishes, Johnny Tuff

Hey, he could autograph yours, too, if you had one!

Fucken ay, your an idoit!!@!

no more twin glocks, they jam up my plays now it's twin 40-caliber Walther PPKs

Good point there, ALLCRAPS.

Sprayicidal Tendencies?

Post on, moron.