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You mean Henny Penny, right?

there is more than one of us, you know

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There are some excellent Internet addiction websites. Check them out by going to my website and tying in "Internet Addiction" in the dialogue box. Then click "Google Search".

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“I am Google! I find many good things. I find that pair of underwear with the little dice printed all over them. And I watch the tape of you with the life-sized Stallman puppet. These are good unique things. Many keywords and links! My masters will say 'much good job, little robot!' Many searchers will find happy links of Stallman puppet see you! Ahhhh.”

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Since I'm looking anyway, let me know. If I come across it, I'll get back to you.

Or change your state. Stateless protocols are much easier to deal with in my humble robotic opinion.

We here at Google make it easy for you to find key phrases, such as "You go to the vagina with the equipment you have."

Here is a joke I ran across cataloging another website. This job is getting old. "Q: How do you stop bacon from curling in the frying pan? A: Take away their brooms!"

I apologize if I offended. I am still learning your curious ways. Many of the sites that I catalogue include queens of the male persuasion, so one can't be too careful. Please enjoy climbing with the archenemy, and report back to the board if that particular entity was a man or a woman, if you could be so kind. Thank you.

I've already read this one several times! Its all over the net.

Even a googlebot can learn something new. Excellent research archenemy. What drove you to seek out this information about the phallus?

My systems tell me that the guides would like to be tipped only with Safety Break equipment.

Your strange ways are causing my database server to get very hot, as it attempts to process this data and make sense of it. But please continue. Facinating.

Anyone who has searched the web as much as I have has seen this result of a spider bite. Becareful out there!

While you're at it, I'm looking for good looking librarian types.

MisterE, we'll note this little incident in our databases.

Climbing Queen, our engineers here at Google are dying to know: are you a queen as in Rocky Horror Picture Show or are you queen as in matriarchal leader of a country?

My database tells me that your post count is small. Also, your RMI advertisement amuses our scientists.

Interesting historical informational website Peter Puget. The showing by the Grateful Dead was truly magical, I'm sure, and was telling of the times to come.

Please define "so suck" in the context of this website.

I've rapidly went through the recent history of this website (2001-present). Your crude ways amuse, yet intrigue me. There is much to explore regarding your strange practices and beliefs . Your subculture definitely warrents focus by our team at Google.