Chaps

I'm bet she liked it.

Stuttering with excitement, eh?

Please Layton! Its a fucking marketing scheme. Look, they've already printed the t-shirts.

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The human organism is constantly redefining itself. Your conditioning will determine whether you fear the other or if you fear being alone, or if you're somewhere in between. In Minnesota, there is a saying: "One in the hand is worth two in the bush". I'll leave you to decipher what that means.

Well, it is a record for a speed ascent documented with both video and photography in the year 2005 by two white males. I'm sure these guys will enjoy watching the video and looking at the pictures when they're older. One might split hairs and question the objectivity of "official timers" who are paid by the "athletes" that are being measured, as far as "an official speed record"...but that wouldn't be me.

yellow hardman pad.

Get to work on your deadline Count.

they're making a big comeback in Minnesota. Or maybe they never left.

Impreza's are only for sleeping if you are 5'6" or below. The midget mountaineer market is huge for Lesbarus.

lol. no, but it is the journey, not the destination, that really makes a trip worthwhile.

Ya, its ok Dave. I like it.

Surely you're not ignoring the wonderful and various cultural customs that provide the diversity that is the spice of life in the various regions of this Great Country.

sorry, that was my cousin, ALLCAPS MAN. he stole my cc.com session. bastard!

YOUR VAST INTELLECT IS THE CLEAR VICTOR HERE. INDEPENDENT TIMERS AND JUDGES ARE SURE TO DECLARE YOUR VICTORY. LOG ANOTHER ONE ON ZINGERS.COM FOR THE COUNT OF DECRISCO!!!

GOOD ONE BOBBY BROWN!!! GAWD, WE CONTINUE TO BE ASTOUNDED BY YOUR AMAZING WIT!!

GAWD! KEEP THE ZINGERS COMING!!! WE'RE ROLLING ON THE FLOOR OVER HERE!!!

You've having a tough day, aren't you. Well don't worry, it's almost done. Only a few minutes left and you've got a bright shiney new one. Try to start it afresh by pulling your head out of your ass.

Get at the back of the line chump. Dees nutz are in high demand, you'll have to wait your turn.

Cheney is a decroted piece of shit.

Engrish if my second language shithead. I speak Minnescroten.

snicker

Ya...fear is love and love is fear. It's beautiful. Rejection is on thing, but rejection from a fool is cruel.

Some of my noob fried where there, so I didn't get much belaying in tonight. I had to fucking climb all the time. Some days you just got to pay your dues I guess.

BILLY GOAT! REMEMBER WHAT THE COUSELOR TOLD YOU!! LET IT GO! NICE JOB FAIRWEATHER!!