Allan_Halsey

Take a look at the NC Accident thread to see how quickly this website soils everything it touches. Where else can you find total strangers arguing over how to properly mourn the recently deceased? Fucking weak...

In Seattle you can still apply for a "Too-Good-For-You Hipster CUNT" ID Card. They're pretty popular, and grant you umlimited access to Phil Eck, among others.

Run on. Should be: "I think what I was saying was pretty clear. Quit being a little bitch." or "I think what I was saying was pretty clear; now quit being a little bitch."

I heard from someone that the crevasse opened up and they fell in after the air got lighter and from all the steam from the volcanoes. Anyone else know anything about this?

Despite all of the third grade name calling and loser posturing: Are the fixed ropes still in place?

Yes. Got it. Money well spent. Thanks.

So, if I modeled the Earth as a 2D grid, with the center of the Earth's mass on the axis y=0, because my coordinates do not change, or y=constant, my position does not change over time, therefore a=0 with respect to y=0?

Dig a hole and jump in and let me know if you're accelerating with respect to the Earth. Also, as I am currently in orbit around the Earth, I have a rate of centripetal acceleration of 9.8 m/s/s with respect to the center of the Earth's mass. Learn more HERE

So since any part of the universe could be considered "local" by it's inhabitants, none of the Universe is expanding? More like: The Laws of Physics are valid anywhere in the Universe, and the only "point" with "zero expansion" is a single point. The space between any two points is increasing, and the rate of expansion increases as the distance between the two points increases. So the "Space" between the Earth and the sun is in fact expanding. Or: You don't know shit.

W.W.M.D.D.? (What Would Mau'Dib Do?)

More details emerging HERE

Bill said: and: but Einstein said: "we [...] assume the complete physical equivalence of a gravitational field and a corresponding acceleration of the reference system." Did you go to WWU? You should demand a refund!!

4500 times the speed of light? You don't know shit...

This website is a disease.

I just took a cyanide pill so that I don't have to live in this world anymore... Rich Purnell: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON! Probably got a two-page spread in "Climbing" after his remarkable, cutting-edge climb. Nothing like the smell of BURNING ROPE at the crag, not to mention melted rope residue, heat-altered bolts, smoke-stained rock...and the list goes on. Rich Purnell: Why not drench yourself in gas and FREE SOLO to the top, then light yourself on fire and JUMP. You'll be doing the world a great big favor, as well as creating a truly asthetic climb that contrasts the two mediums of life and death while bringing back some excitement to climbing and creating an appreciation for gear. And what are the "two contrasting mediums"?? "Ice" and "Fire"?? "Colorado mixed crag shithole posuer fest cock rub festival" and "burning rope"? More like "Nature" and "Modern man's ubiquitous sub-human desire to selfishly defile everything he touches because he is BORED" Rich Purnell: If you are SO FUCKING BORED, drop me a line and you can repeat your remarkable ascent, ropeless, while I blast you with a flamethrower, you STUPID FUCK. I'm going alpine climbing. EXCITEMENT!!

Child: "What is for dinner this evening Mother?" Mother: "Foie gras, my dearest, served upon ivory tableware." Child: "Not again!!"

NW Face of Siguniang, 1500m, ED(sup), Mick Fowler & Paul Ramsden (pp 160-167 2003 AAJ). "12 days without a crap"

This will stand the test of time as one of the greatest achievements in PNW climbing hsitory...wait...no it won't. And who would want to watch a MOVIE about people slogging up the angle of repose on some of the most boring routes around? How RAD can that be? "BAWWDITABA DA BAW DA BANG DA BANG JIGGY...etc" Kid Rock sound track as they QUICKLY SLOG? How inspirational... I'd rather watch "An Interview With David Bohm". He just sits there and answers questions about "implicate order" for 52 minutes...without a single cut.

Sweet. Everything I hate about commercialism and faux fundraising befouling everything I love about climbing in one three day package on a summer weekend.

One point for each summit: 1) I'm glad it was her and not that other wanna-be. 2) She's pretty cute in a wholesome way, not like that other chick. That one's nasty, like Paris Hilton. 3) How's she doing in her classes? 4) Let's see her do the approach to Nursery Pass without corporate sponsorship and coolies carrying all her shit. 5) If a fucking BLIND GUY and a GUY WITH NO LEGS can "climb" Everest, I'd say the challenge is gone. 6) She should call it "McEverest" or "Everest, a division of Turner Broadcasting" not "Cholomungla" or whatever. That fucking thing is no holy place with all the rich fat whities crawling all over it. 7) Who's going to be the first nine foot tall albino quadrapelegic black lesbian with ghonnerea and myopia to climb the seven summits?

Anyone climbed "Wetback Crack" lately? Is it dry?

You mean, if I get caught in a storm on a 14,000' MOUNTAIN after: 1) Abandoning gear capable of and designed for keeping me alive in adverse weather 2) Using gear unsuited for the conditions (COTTON?! SHORTS?!) 3) Continuing to descend despite white-out conditions 4) Getting lost ...I might DIE??? Here's a story that I'm reminded of.

MCTFAF