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Posts posted by knotzen
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Been dazed and confused for so long, it's not true
A-wanted a woman, never bargained for you
Lotsa people talkin', few of them know
soul of a woman was created below, yay
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Walkin' in the park just the other day, baby
What d'ya, what d'ya think I saw
Crowds of people sittin' on the grass
with flowers in their hair said, "Hey, boy, do you wanna score"
And y'know how it is
I really don't know what time it was, whoa-ho-ho
So I asked 'em if I could stay a while
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Hey, hey, mama, said, the way you move
gon' make you sweat, gon' make you groove
Ah-ah, child, the way you shake that thing
gon' make you burn, gon' make you sting
Hey, hey, baby, when you walk that way
watch your honey drip, can't keep away
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, ah, ah, ah
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, ah, ah, ah
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stimulation is aid.
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It's 10:00
in Spray
It's 5:49 AM. Do you know where your...oh, never mind.
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History majors need jobs too.
Hey! I resemble that remark.
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I miss him, too.
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Just say "NO" to Peter Pan. Or Robin Hood or whatever.
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It's 10:00
in Spray
OK, you poseurs, I'm going to bed.
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It's 10:00
in Spray
Do you know where your CHAT is?
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Is that a record?
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'Course, some people with degrees can't figure out how to keep that nasty red X from sneaking into their avatars.
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Try this: "
Fuck you, you fucking fuck!
"
You'll feel Better.
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How many more raccoons will I have to kill before he notices me?
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Rumor is, Georgie Boy is hittin' the bottle again.
BUSH'S BOOZE CRISIS
By JENNIFER LUCE and DON GENTILE
Faced with the biggest crisis of his political life, President Bush has hit the bottle again, The National Enquirer can reveal.
Bush, who said he quit drinking the morning after his 40th birthday, has started boozing amid the Katrina catastrophe.
Family sources have told how the 59-year-old president was caught by First Lady Laura downing a shot of booze at their family ranch in Crawford, Texas, when he learned of the hurricane disaster.
His worried wife yelled at him: "Stop, George."
Following the shocking incident, disclosed here for the first time, Laura privately warned her husband against "falling off the wagon" and vowed to travel with him more often so that she can keep an eye on Dubya, the sources add.
"When the levees broke in New Orleans, it apparently made him reach for a shot," said one insider. "He poured himself a Texas-sized shot of straight whiskey and tossed it back. The First Lady was shocked and shouted: "Stop George!"
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sez you.
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GU.
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OK, who put the
under my bonnet?
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No! More coffee for me!
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I refer to the evil military industrial complex that keeps me enslaved to a desk, a corporate whore by necessity, when my soul wants to be unchained!!
SOME people have to go out to a two-hour lunch with their boss and coworkers.
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Don't tell me you got your coffee and don't want to
anymore! Now i'm bored!
SOME people have to go out to a two-hour lunch with their boss and coworkers.
Now I'm back for your entertainment pleasure.
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I was touched by his noodley appendage.
Which one? And what about his _____?
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Actually, it's Doxey. He broke my heart. I was all set to run off with him, because he gives good coffee, but then I found out he's married.
I hate it when that happens.
I heard it from a friend
in Spray
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Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, you don't have to go, oh-oh-oh-oh
You don't have to go, oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh, baby, babe, please, please, please, please
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, baby, ah-ah, I really love you, baby
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, darlin', oh, oh
Oh, baby, I still love ya so, oh, baby, I still love ya so
Oh-oh-oh, ooh, oh-oh-oh-oh-ah-ah, yeah
Fire, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, oh, fire, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Oooh-ooh-hoo, yeah/Fire
Oh, baby, baby, baby