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  1. My girlfriend has a Hello Kitty backpack. Its a little small for traditional uses, so we found a place for it hanging on the back of seat in her car. It serves as a receptacle for some rubbish, but mostly soiled condoms, post roadside-lovin sessions thumbs_up.gif

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  2. An online beer review site.

     

    A Tecate?

     

    Tecate

    I am unequivocally terrified after my first sip of Tecate. It tastes like water. It was made in Mexico. I am waiting for a puddle of warm shit to form in my pants at any moment. But surprisingly, there is no mess. Instead, it's just your relatively harmless, run-of-the mill, watery beer.

     

    Rating: Mexican.

     

     

     

    Is this why Hello Kitty is on the toilet?

     

    This is confidential information, which cannot be revealed at this time.

     

    Stop fucking up the quote boxes.

    You are forgetting to add another closed quote tag to match all the open quote tags. It is bugging the shit outta me.

    Stoopid pun intended.

     

    I can't HEAR you! fruit.gif

     

    And you can quote me on that.

  3. An online beer review site.

     

    A Tecate?

     

    Tecate

    I am unequivocally terrified after my first sip of Tecate. It tastes like water. It was made in Mexico. I am waiting for a puddle of warm shit to form in my pants at any moment. But surprisingly, there is no mess. Instead, it's just your relatively harmless, run-of-the mill, watery beer.

     

    Rating: Mexican.

     

     

     

    Is this why Hello Kitty is on the toilet?

     

    This is confidential information, which cannot be revealed at this time.

  4. An online beer review site.

     

    A Tecate?

     

    Tecate

    I am unequivocally terrified after my first sip of Tecate. It tastes like water. It was made in Mexico. I am waiting for a puddle of warm shit to form in my pants at any moment. But surprisingly, there is no mess. Instead, it's just your relatively harmless, run-of-the mill, watery beer.

     

    Rating: Mexican.

     

    Or maybe a Stella?

     

    Stella Artois

    Even though I have no idea where Belgium is, they brew a fine beer. I imagine this so-called Belgium being a magical place where the waterfalls flow this fantastic beverage and topless blonde ladies dance in wooden shoes to some sort of flute music. If I have one more Stella Artois, I may have to go have sex with a soft melon immediately or I won't ever be able to get to sleep tonight.

     

    Rating: Boner.

  5. still a pretty cheap price to pay to climb the mighty peak. I'm not going to complain.

     

    But it isn't cheap if you just want to drive up to Paradise and look around, take pictures, go on a mile loop hike to look at flowers.

     

    I'd like to see our public lands a little more affordable to the whole spectrum of American society. Ostensibly, the lands belong *to* the American people, and are being managed by the park service, USFS, etc., on our behalf.

     

    It used to be parks were places everyone could go, for free. We're becoming accustomed to pay to access any park (even Marymoor, for christ's sake--unless you're close enough to walk, ride, or parachute in), and the entry fees keep climbing.

     

    I know, I know--budget cuts and all of that. Still...it's where you choose to spend your money (hint: Ireq).

     

    Hey, hey, a non-inane post. How's about that?

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