"If a job that is currently being done can be done more efficiently by a chimp, a robot, a felony sex-offender, a child, an indentured servant, a prisoner, a mental defective, a retiree, or a slave it should be. It's like an iron law. And even if we're not sure that it could be done more efficiently another way, we should do it anyway. The worker that was previously doing that job will now be free to be unemployed. Yes, it's a curious way to bring an economy based on consumption out of recession, but hey, we've been trying to bust unions for so long it's kinda hard to shift gears now!"