I'm going to get this for my libtarded niece and nephew. They're 5 and 6 years old.
"David W. Hedrick, a tea-party-backed also-ran in Washington state's 3rd Congressional District race. Taking his message into Yuletide mode, Hedrick penned "The Liberal Clause," a tea-party-themed Christmas book for children featuring a socialist Barack Obama, "Elf Peloosi" and special appearances by Joseph Stalin and an Afro-centric minister named "Reverend Blight..."The Liberal Clause" depicts socialist elves -- led by Obama -- trying to take over the North Pole (forcing elves to reduce their carbon footprint, among other power grabs) and control Hedrick's hometown of Camas, Washington. But one little girl's dedication to the "Christmastution" saves the town from a complete takeover."