prole

Blackwater beat them to it.

"Yes there's a demographic crisis but they're, you know...brown.

Legalize It!

I thought you drove some kinda steampunk hovercraft.

MFKR, I want the car keys!

Dude, it's your Billie Jean moment.

[video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pXrwqDXSBk

She told me you were my dad!

You can't make an omelet...

It's funny because it's not true.

FOUND 'EM!

Ask Alabama's Kids...

"Whaaa, it's impossible!"

...or Socialist propaganda?

Pat Robertson!

The Pizza Guy!

"with Palin on board, we're unstoppable!"

Your past presidential predictions have sucked balls.

Yes, the list of other potentially legalizable things is practically endless...

Emo kids?

Internet ankle-biters?

Who are you?

By all means, continue waging the Battle For Dank Buds. Having some experience in an area with the most permissive marijuana laws in the country, I can tell you, it's cool too be able to walk a block or two and get a big 'ol slice of chemo-strength 7-Up Cake, but I'm not too worried about coming up with something to say when my grandchildren ask me what I did in the Ganja Wars.

funny, my wife's a screaming liberal and currently home-schooling our kids, maybe we can balance out them damn iowans? Legal weed'll help.

Do I think this is a big story in the larger scheme of things? No. Do I think he should remove himself for the presidential race and then jump off a bridge? Yes.