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Is our babies racist?

"Coolest muthafunka on da planet The sky is fallin', ain't no need to panic"

The racist pig Prole once again interjects race. Like fish in a barrel.

Yeah, they're saying he got a lot of practice on his Wii.

The forensic investigator can probably figure that out. If they aren't white.

I think I saw on CSI once that injuries to hands and arms occur most often where the victim raises their hands in a defensive posture.

In case anyone was wondring...

If the guy was in my house? The Nomics. If he was in my detached garage or crouching in my yard hiding from the police? I'd double-check my doors and windows and call 911. Make sense?

Johns Hopkins tuition approaches $40,000 a year. I'm sure mommy and daddy will cough up substantially more to keep this little treasure out of too much trouble. That, coupled with a sympathetic DA and an adoring, vocal, and (dare I say it) white public, will probably have our hero back on the couch, smoking pot, watching Deep Space Nine with nary a ruffle.

"Fuck it! Yes! That's your answer. That's your answer for everything! Tattoo it on your forehead!"

Is this before or after you and your associates disposed of the body?

I never argued against this. I think: 1. The guy with the sword was never threatened. He had some shit stolen earlier, heard somebody in his garage and was going to teach somebody a lesson, crept out, cornered the crackhead, chopped him up, and plead self-defense. Instant internet hero for the mildly retarded Dirty Harry-types. 2. This punishment does not fit the crime and that to suggest that "this guy had it coming" regardless of circumstances is kinda fucked. 3. Public executions, support for them, or the increased use of them are signs of a stagnant society, or in this case, a society in decline.

yeah, so many IT workers are unionized. LOL Which would explain why they're less likely to be able to do jack-shit about getting piss tested.

b/c the right to privacy is a joke? EXACTLY! I said that it was unreasonable search to have my piss tested. And then I brought them my medical records to show them that it was possible I'd have painkillers show up in my test (broken bone). HR (I fucking hate HR douchebags) were all, "Oh, we don't need your private medical records". I'm all, "Oh, but searching my bodily fluids is no problem. Please, don't worry about showing any compunction at this point". They were at a loss. I still hope they die. Soon. You should talk to your union rep about filing a grievance.

I imagine we'd have some pretty funny footage if they had digicams during Hitler's rise to power, too.

evolution is reaaaaaal slow, esse - it will be thousands of years before the instinct to kill trespassers goes away - some of us evolve slower than others i'll warrant - congrats on ascending to the 9th level of nirvana already! Be sure to let us know when you ascend to the level beyond Reader's Digest-style bio-determinism. Though I'm sure the kids love being able justify each and every one of their "shit where they eat" social behaviors on such "solid" scientific foundations.

So now we have the Saudi Arabian and the Caveman perspective... Anybody want to try for something later than the 8th century?

Or when we hear rustling in the detached garages of our rented flophouses.

Good points all. Making these gruesome extralegal executions public would probably be the next logical step. Get some reality show scriptwriters on the horn! You don't get voted off the island anymore, you get chopped the fuck up! Mature gamers only, of course. Good news is there's no shortage of talent from Baltimore, Tacoma, or wherever, they just keep coming. You nailed it, bro. I can't believe nobody's thought of this before.

"He had an armful of my old Dungeons and Dragons modules and he LUNGED at me".

Well at least the mathandscience is working(?).

leave it to Prole's addled brain to sympathize with the criminal Well I sure as hell ain't gonna get my jollies off on the shit like the rest of the internet! Sounds fishy anyway: kid creeping around with a sword despite "bolstered police presence", his word against chopped up dead guy's word, etc. He was diggin' it. So are you freaky vigilante, tough-on-crime types.

That poor Johns Hopkins student. I sure hope that scabby 50 year old crackhead didn't infect him with anything while he was spraying blood all over the place like a kung-fu movie for rifling through some old comic-books in dude's garage.