Not only are we up here in Canada buying their goods, we're(EGADS!!) having friendships with people from China, travelling to their great country, shopping in their stores and screwing all the fine-ass Chinese women we can get our hands on... with the hopes of creating a Sino-Canadian superhuman that will one day lay waste to the USA and install a hockey loving, french speaking, communist regime in the White House. Look on the bright side though.....you'll all have healthcare! Even if it's Chinese Moo-Shoo Medicine and you have to wait a year to see the doctor.
Backpack Maple Leafs will be issued by Canadian Post.