Cobra_Commander

she's hot, quiet, and low maintenance. not much more you could ask for really.

generally the push the bush concept is reserved for women's telemark classes.

yes we all know your favorite joke now

yeah prisonbitch.

holy shit is that bono

pitons are for laughing at from the ground, then clipping with glee and relief when you encounter them. you are allowed to kiss them if no one sees you. Regardless, clip them just to feel the energy of those hardy souls who passed that way long before you were there...

did this climb have a f'ing sitstart muddyass?

I thought Jon Stewart did a pretty good job ripping him a new one when he was on Crossfire.

you didn't have skis thanks for the info - the reid is sort of a gauge of what to expect on the various ski jaunts over there.

I'd be interested to know why my post was deleted while all this other nonsense remains. not angry, just curious.

that looks safe and relaxing

Are you sure he was not from France?

he should like boulderers. after all, there is no purer form of climbing is there?

rurp in the house

torture is not a very reliable means of extracting info, and would probably lead to poor sales around christmas time for hasbro. hypnotizing (or at least hypnotizing dinosaurs to do your bidding) is a reasonable alternative. thank you for your interest

didn't you read my f'ing filecard? It says right there, "COBRA COMMANDER"

okay so I am not a vegetarian

and yes, meat provides power-endurance like no veggie can. I have to admit I eat a lot of fish for this purpose.

okay thanks, didn't realize you had access to my fbi files.

The commander remains vegetarian. The rest of you can kiss my steel muesli-dispensing ass.

what part is the buttocks? difficult to tell from that picture.