Cobra_Commander

or Ski Dubai?

or maybe it was Midwest Mountaineering.

Isn't Eastern Mountain Sports owned by Trinidad Ice Skating Inc.?

do a serch for mispelled words as well. prussik, chord, aide, tuf, cellfone, fleshlight, bukaky, etc

doesn't look like you're following your own advice, superstar

and don't listen to anything catbirdseat says, ever.

if I ever get into standup I'm planting rumr in the front row.

just look for the 's, caucasian gangster speak, and supercool-top-secret-hiphop-album graphics

Heck yeah. The TR's with great pictures and story are GREAT even if it's heading up Helens or something. The main reason I come here is to escape the reality of work to read and look at photos. And to post incredibly hilarious prose that everyone loves.

good jakov, reports from trip kick mule

there really haven't been enough reports from the bugaboos the last few days. I think another 8 of them would be in order.

chaps brings new meaning to "feeling minnesota".

I know the difference, tool. Do you realize how many climbers I've belayed (protected the climber)? what's the hardest route you've belayed outdoors chaps? I thought so.

nice subtle chestbeat indicating you were climbing at beacon STFU Chapspaquitick you're embarrassing yourself.

I'll add it would be difficult to walk his pole.

So glad this one got resurrected. I thought it was lost forever.

lost: arc welding mask on the climbing boulder at ashford.

This is true, I had a noted first ascent going by my alias Archibald Hungwell.

your stokemachine ist kaput.

one could argue new jersey already has a healthy population of dinosaurs.

actually I hate them pretty strongly. foiled my attempt to acquire new jersey with cloned dinosaurs.

clearly rumr is an invalid.

roger's tent = pitched

I don't want to cause any fainting so I'll just say I'm just doing what my god-given abilities allow me to do. IT'S ALL HEART BABY 100% PURE HEART. and dean potter. who I know.

oh, okay I guess if you're twisting my arm i can tell you. It's a fucking ton.