Cobra_Commander

JayB: everything they do.....they do it for you.

why so harsh? is your igloo melting?

If I were Canadian I'd build a log cabin and then kill myself.

When someone is trying to destroy the world (me), unfortunately a few eggs must be broken. I also specialize in metaphor destruction.

Anyone can swear up a storm; that's not very fun to read. It takes a special talent to debate the esoterics of windshirt design and pose as the internet spokesman for famous climbers. One might even suggest that it would take two NOLS courses, prefereably taken during one's pre-pubescent years. Afterall, It's the finest mountain experience money can buy!

OMG that's right I forgot

The infomercials are just as good, they last at least 5 minutes

and don't tell me it's spread across two NOLS courses, because I'm only human!

you guys seem to have it all figured out. please tell me which NOLS course covers this in its curriculum

er, no, just one with organs.

for 20 dollars I at least expect organic crack whore

Take your own advice.

okay, then I'll add "there ain't no girth on that pillar" to this one.

why are you doing this here when there is a perfectly good thread going over in "Qualifications"

look out he's heating up! He might even have to switch from midweight to ...gasp...silkweight capilene to continue.

I will admit I was not ready for the "punk bitch" material. I assume debating was taught right after the semester on taking a dump on snow.

the moderating is fierce at the moment!

How much cash do I need to lay down to have fun -- I mean be the best climber? I would also like to know the dimensions of the appropriate placard for my certificates. I think I can blow up the wfr card to fit in a diploma sleeve with a little work at kinkos

If I were in the white house I would sign treaties with North Korea just so I could use the phrase "got's the Il communication" in speeches.

Cobra Commander cannot click on the link here at the Cobra lair just now. Perhaps when the Commander retires to his cave for the evening, then the link shall be clicked.

ha I read that one too

you are obviously wearing the wrong jacket

I was busy doing a wildlife study by monitoring this forum. I witnessed some fine specimens of nerdius nevergonnagetlaidius in their native environment. The pasty skin, the fritos in the keyboards, the frothing over the patagonia spring line-up. It was spectacular.

yes, brains are what separate humans from the animals ...besides a condom, hopefully

"I wear clothes. When I am cold, I wear more of them. When I am hot, not so much."