Cobra_Commander

zingers, as chaps would say, are more effective with correct syntax and vocabulary.

sometimes the resizing doesn't work so well. For example selkirk's image of an orangutan is barely recognizable.

what do they do at these jamborees? I hear they raise a lot of tents

yes, near the bottom. for some reason they spelled mine zcobra_commander

I could be wrong, but I believe that's Jamboree

thanks for the update

I was referring to archenemy wearing sunglasses at night, you goat. Not referring to your ugly mug.

don't listen to this goon.

you are so HOT

You go to your personal settings and there is a list of avatars there. I found the cobra commander one after awhile, but it took a lot of scrolling. It is there though, just keep scrolling.

And the jokes were unoriginal? and all the children were above average, in tail ownership.

(cue up hilarious but rude mother joke here)

I would do the slug beer trick, but replace the beer with plutonium

I don't think they were to the mutual feed bag stage in the relationship yet.

Oi! I thought the same thing of you olyclimber. What's your login on the farm site? Herdsmen9000?

The "Manure Spreader" maneuver - pitfalls

"Looking for partners to get locked up in the pig pen (where everyone hopes for a stiff sentence)."

"Trip Report - the wild lambs of Naches"

"chicken sodomy - logistical question from a newbie"

yes, yes, which chatroom? could you imagine the topics?

Horse relationships carry a lot of baggage with them what with the naying and the constant eating and dropping turds on a whim. It's not surprising the relationship ended in a bitter break-up. Of the guy, apparently.

It would be good to get ahold of the ball-istics report

Seals give good head too, after a few beers. Octopus: 8 arms = sexual dynamo!

I wonder what his injuries where (besides saddle sores)

It seems the lesson to learn here is the relative strength of freestanding boulders for rappel anchors, rather than the technique used to lower the patient. How many times have you lassoed a rock and rapped off it with a nonchalant "looks bomber to me" because you want to get out of there? I know I have a few times. Clearly it does pay to minimize the number of lives exposed to risk should it blow though. Very sad.