kevbone

What do you substitute for sex?

I wonder when we get to say goodbye to this thread?

That is so funny you say that. I am to understand if you want to keep your man happy. Give him sex….feed him and let him slept.

They sure don’t....I used to work there and I was the guy who used the hot knife to cut up ALL climbing related returned equipment. It pained me to cut up a rope that was never unraveled, but sold and returned….it did not matter.

And on......

The Matrix is lazy? Explain.

Seahawks.....you pulled that from "foxnews". Nuff said.

Yeah? Well, justice calls in places far and wide, not just this filthy den of subversion. Get in line. I got bigger fish to fry. Besides. Abstinence can be very zen. Gotta go now. What is with the ring? What are you mafia?

Sounds great....if we had a TV....or better yet if we let our child watch TV. I miss TV.

Shouldnt it be more like this?

Two gyms? There are four that I count. PRG, The circuit (which is just bouldering….boring), Stone works, and Club Sport. Club sport is the biggest and badest of the gyms and the most expensive. If you go to the Circuit….make sure you wear a cool beanie hat….that way you will fit in and be cool. One word. Hawthorn. Move there. Its in SE.

I so agree.

I wonder if he wanks his pink bone?

Who is your brother?

I love cats. Way better than dogs IMO. When I got married 4 years ago……my wife had a cat she has had for 10 years. He is amazing. She has lived with this cat (Marcelo…..who is a big Garfield) all over the country. Main, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Boulder, San Diego and now Vancouver. He was our child until we actually had a child, then Marcelo became a cat again. Weird.

Cant handle the heat G string?

Cops only care about one thing……… can you pass the attitude test? If you pass (like Jayb did)…..then you go on your merry way…..if you don’t pass……you get his/her night stick shoved up your ass. In other words…..be kind, keep your voice down and start agreeing.

You do too think a lot of pink.

What rule is that?

You gonna take that Mike?

Not even sure what to day about this.

What? You don’t like cliffhanger? That movie is hilarious (besides the movie is inconsequential…..it is really excuse to get together and drink beer)……I love the part where he has a bolt gun that shoots a bolt into the rock from six inches away……that is classic. But in the end I really don’t care what is playing.

I have to agree with Jayb. What ever you are looking for will not necessarily be found by moving. But with that said……hope you find what you are looking for. The next question I have for you is why do you have to announce you are leaving? What purpose does it service to post on this site that the “all famous” Michael Layton is moving out of the NW? Looking for a little ego stroke? Well you got it……. Cheers!

Nice....so true.

You must be drinkin Pink.