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  1. kevbone

    Blazers

    Pink......how was J tree? Trip Report?
  2. kevbone

    Blazers

    Your funny Bill. That is why I like you. Looks like (for now) our boys are back on track. Do I hear Blazermania?
  3. Better watch it Bill.....you about to join the 4000 club.
  4. Whoa.....thats a pretty long question/sentence. Yes, the sentence stumbles over an incorrectly placed preposition. (It's better written when edited to read "he does not share with a group" rather than "he does not share to a group". Anyway, Kevbone, since you are responding to questions, why do you assert that nonsensical run-on sentences are the mark of goat-fucking dogs, bad English teachers, and libertarians? Huh? This is true spray.....first we talked about BB who was assassinated....then bolting.....now Jayb's run on sentence and misplaced ,. Good times eh!
  5. kevbone

    Hawkeye Caucus

    Obama won.
  6. kevbone

    Hawkeye Caucus

    I agree.....its all a little messed up.
  7. kevbone

    Hawkeye Caucus

    Well the day has arrived.....who do you think will win today?
  8. kevbone

    amazing...

    What you talkin about?
  9. Sorry .....I will try harder.
  10. Whoa.....thats a pretty long question/sentence.
  11. What the hell is a skinny dyneema sling?
  12. How did this thread get on bolting? Oh Raindog is here.....thats how.
  13. kevbone

    amazing...

    Lame duck thread!
  14. kevbone

    amazing...

    I suppose one could construe riding a bike would mean he would have to “climb” onto it!
  15. kevbone

    Offensive!

    What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls. What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? 'Are you sure it's mine?' Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ? Everyone has the same DNA. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby? They named him 'Sum Ting Wong'. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They're hiring. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... 'a recipe'. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time ...' -A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.... Why is there no Disneyland in China ? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
  16. kevbone

    amazing...

    Oh ……now that I respect…..I know you climb….. I am going to go now and STFU……
  17. kevbone

    amazing...

    STFU, boner. Coming from someone who does not even climb……shhhh!
  18. kevbone

    amazing...

    Relax.....I was trying on my new troll attitude.....how did it fit?
  19. kevbone

    amazing...

    Its bouldering with ticked out holds……not impressive.
  20. kevbone

    hey kevbone

    I have heard the name but am not familiar with his music.
  21. kevbone

    hey kevbone

    Who is "this guy"?
  22. I am going to have to agree......Its all about the grease.
  23. A huge bong load usually does the trick.
  24. Have fun JH.....and have a great New Years Day.....
  25. kevbone

    Blazers

    Blazermania is in your mind bro. There for since I am fan to the "bone".....you cannot tell me it left! Booya!
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