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What does provocative mean? Uh....you sound as if that was a bad thing!

Guess I am last on the email list. Someone just forwarded this to me…..if its true….one more reason to go live with G-spotter……

Even if they are “only” doing 2-3 times better than the average employee, I want to know why? Why do they earn 6 figure salaries with perks and luxurious gifts paid for by lobbyists? Why did it take them nearly a decade to increase minimum wage when they increased their own pay 6 times in the same period?

Discuss! Please send this on to as many people as you can. You've got to read this all the way through to the bottom. I HEREWITH FIRMLY STATE THAT I WILL NOT VOTE FOR ANY POLITICIAN, REGARDLESS OF THE OTHER ISSUES, IF HE DOES NOT SPONSOR AND SUPPORT THE FOLLOWING LEGISLATION. THAT INCLUDES EVERYONE STANDING FOR ELECTION IN 2008. LET US SHOW OUR LEADERS IN WASHINGTON "PEOPLE POWER" AND THE POWER OF THE INTERNET. LET ME KNOW IF YOU ARE WITH ME ON THIS BY FORWARDING TO EVERYONE IN YOUR ADDRESS BOOK. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ARE REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT! KEEP IT GOING!!!! 2008 Election Issue !! GET A BILL STARTED TO PLACE ALL POLITICIANS ON SOC. SEC. This must be an issue in 2008. Please! Keep it going. ---------------------------------- SOCIAL SECURITY: (T his is worth reading. It is short and to the point.) Perhaps we are asking the wrong questions during election years. Our Senators and Congresswomen do not pay into Social Security and, of course, they do not collect from it. You see, Social Security benefits were not suitable for persons of their rare elevation in society. They felt they should have a special plan for themselves. So, many years ago they voted in their own benefit plan. In more recent years, no congressperson has felt the need to change it. After all, it is a great plan. For all practi cal purposes their plan works like this: When they retire, they continue to draw the same pay until they die. Except it may increase from time to time for cost of living adjustments.. For example, Senator Byrd and Congressman White and their wives may expect to draw $7,800,000.00 (that's Seven Million, Eight-Hundred Thousand Dollars), with their wives drawing $275, 000.00 during the last years of their lives. This is calculated on an average life span for e ach of those two Dignitaries. Younger Dignitaries who retire at an early age, will receive much more during the rest of their lives. Their cost for this excellent plan is $0.00. NADA! ZILCH! This little perk they voted for themselves is free to them. You and I pick up the tab for this plan. The funds for this fine retirement plan come directly from the General Funds. OUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK ! From our own Social Security Plan, which you and I pay (or have paid) into, every payday until we retire (which amount is matched by our employer). We can expect to get an average of $1,000 per month after retirement. Or, in other words, we would have to collect our average of $1,000 monthly benefits for 68 years and one (1) month to equal Senator Bill Bradley's benefits! Social Security could be very good if only one small change were made. That change would be to: Jerk the Golden Fleece Retirement Plan from under the Senators and Congressmen. Put them into the Social Security plan with the rest of us. Then sit back..... And see how fast they would fix it. If enough people receive this, maybe a seed of awareness will be planted and maybe good changes will evolve. How many people can you send this to? Better yet...... How many people WILL you send this to ? healthiness and happiness, alice l. capitano, d.c. the pursuit of healthiness chiropractic and wellness center (within circle healthcare) 316 n.e. 28th avenue portland, oregon 97232 phone: 503-230-0812 fax: 503-233-9151 www.thepursuitofhealthinesschiropractic.com

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he replied "No dear, both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not having any of that Brokeback-Mountain shit in our garden

I didn't write it, but with 1000 post any modicum of serious debate had long since past. Folks needed a time out to reflect on what really mattered at that point which was post count. :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: I like all the new Smilies. O yeah... :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :yoda: :yoda: :yoda: :yoda: :yoda: :yoda: :yoda: :yoda: :yoda: :yoda: :yoda: :yoda:

But hey, why are you still reading this dumbshit? :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rocken: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: Isnt spray fun!

"Ninconpoop"

Yes you did......

16 of the last 17 is pretty good. Keep doubting and they will keep winning! (I hope)

Movie night? I am in. Why did you pull up this old thread?

Stewster? Is that you Amy? hahahah you rock! Great pictures. Sounds like a hell of a time.

Man....that looks fun as shit! Where can I get one?

Now that is some serious spray! Well said.

KKK I love licking ass chicken clowns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems. OPRAH : Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road... ANDERSON COOPER - CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it. NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks. PAT BUCHANAN : To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. MARTHA STEWART : No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. ERNEST HEMINGWAY : To die in the rain. Alone. JERRY FALWELL : Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that. GRANDPA : In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. BARBARA WALTERS : Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road. JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace. ARISTOTLE : It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ........ reboot. ALBERT EINSTEIN : Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON : I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken? AL GORE: I invented the chicken! COLONEL SANDERS : Did I miss one? DICK CHENEY : Where's my gun? AL SHARPTON : Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

That’s funny. What a f***ing nut job.

What do you mean? How dare you even imply that the republican party would fix an election……..they did it in 2000 and 2004.

I agree Minx…..but Kucinich has no hope of winning. So we are stuck with these three.

Hell yes. You would be a moron to vote for another republican, unless you like the slid that this REPUBLICAN president has put us in? Yes I blame Bush and his cronies…..the buck must stop somewhere!

So I hope one of the three (Hillary, Obama or Edwards) will take the nomination. Then if they really want to run away with it……one of them should accept the offer to run as vice president. Hillary/Obama, Obama/ Hillary, Hillary/Edwards, Obama/Edwards. I will support all three. It is soooooooooo much better than the other side.

1. it's how i show you my love for you Porter-pie 2. yes If you really truly believe this then you are completely lost my friend.

Sounds like you are the Kook/whack-job. You really would vote for Guiliani? He is President of 911.....thats all. He is one sick twisted mutha f*cker. Why? Guiliani was an authoritarian, megalomaniacal mayor, mostly devoid of democratic and bi-partisan instincts. He was deeply unpopular by 911, and saw a resurgence only due to his exploitation of that tragedy. Police brutality surged on his watch, and he made a habit of depriving the weak, poor and defenseless of what little they had. His own children will not speak to him. Most New Yorkers, especially those of us who lived under Benito's reign, will not even consider voting for the guy. I wish the rest of the country could know the reality that we knew. Blurpy pretty much hit it on the head.

Sounds like you are the Kook/whack-job. You really would vote for Guiliani? He is President of 911.....thats all. He is one sick twisted mutha f*cker.

That is funny. I don’t even know anyone who will vote Republican. I don’t see how one could go there....given this current President. I know they are all bad and corrupt....but WTF?