1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five
more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: a non-verbal statement, often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh
means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just
say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "Oh, yeah, sure, you've got a real grasp of the situation - NOT!!!"
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, 'What's wrong?'
For the woman's response refer to #3.