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These folks can ride bikes without training wheels??? The behavior you describe is better matched with tricycles.

Michael Keaton was a scream in that.

You've got the fix, honey you've got the fix for my love and it's a bitch Yeah, when you call my name I salivate like a Pavlov's dog.

There's a fun rendition of Midsummer(1999) on DVD cheap in the WalMart bin ($5) with Kevin Kline,Rupert Everett, Michelle Pfeiffer, Stanley Tucci, Christian Bale, and Sophie Marceau.

Gerbpil "Purple" are furry people. What about "silver"?

As it's my turn to be God, I hit the "SMITE" key.

Is "Critical Mass" one of those Roman Catholic church services where the attendees do a lot of whining?

We've only just begun to live white lace and promises a kiss for luck and we're on our way and, yes, we've just begun before the rising sun we smile so much of life ahead we'll find a place where there's room to grow

Sunni

To some I'm a wise man to some I'm a fool but I need a little somethin' to help me keep my cool I sleep with the sun and rise with the moon I feel alright with my needle and spoon

go ahead and hate your neighbor go ahead and cheat a friend do it in the name of heaven you can't justify it in the end there won't be any trumpets blowin' come the Judgment Day But, in the bloody mornin' after one tin soldier rides away

There seems to be at least two issues here. (1) the financial empowerment of a religion and (2) the foment of hatred within one culture for another. The mixing of these two issues promotes the ludicrous idea that hatred is created in a culture by the culture that has enriched it monetarily. Without doubt, the financial empowerment of radical Islam has taken place through the West's consumption of oil, and it can be argued, a continuing empowerment by the West's refusal to earnestly develope and employ alternative sources of energy. But, this does not justify, explain, nor place blame on the West for the hatred aimed at it.

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred Tan me hide when I'm dead Well, they tanned me hide whem I died, Clyde and that's it 'anging on the shed. All together now

Sounds like the holy sacrament for boys in the Boston diocese.

Tie me kangaroo down, Sport Tie me kangaroo down Tie me kangaroo down, Sport Tie me kangaroo down All together now...

It smells. It has a skin disease and must get weekly injections of anti-inflammatory drugs. It also wears one of those lampshade cones around its neck so it won’t lick it’s inflamed, oozing patches of skin. Because the cat wears a cone, it cannot clean itself. Therefore, the cat reeks. It also has a nasty habit of scratching around its litter box and emerging with large chunks of cat turds stuck around the rim of its cone-head contraption. I have found these chunks of cat turds and other dingles from the cat’s nether regions on such places as a) the dining room table b) my bed c) the bed in our guest room etc. It is gross.

hash and virgin vagina in heaven.

The Otter conveying the size of the fish he caught.

gettin' anal

reminds me of one of the sexiest lines ever delivered on screen (was it Lauren Bacall?): "You know how to whistle... just put your lips together... and blowwww."

Depends on how long the barrel of your gun.

I don't believe much of anything can be done to assuage most of the enemies of the U.S. Karimov is not a friend to anyone unless his palm is getting greased; he's a despot. As in most third-world countries, that are not plagued by radical islamic fundamentalism, the people throng for contact with Westerners and Americans as they desperately desire to improve their and their family's condition. If Karimov had more oil than cotton, he'd be another Saddam; his days are numbered. Just as the Kirgiz leader was overthrown recently, the same may happen for the Uzbeks... but, with more bloodshed. In these days, with our shrinking globe, unprecedented access to information, increasing fervor for violent demonstration of religious fundamentalism (not islamic only), and significantly disparate opinions of what is "right", any leader of the U.S. is guaranteed disfavor by a significant portion of the populace. We are witness to wild worldly winds. I watched "Truman" last night (Gary Sinise is great). The film ends with the Truman quote, "what a paradise we can make of this Earth... if we don't make a mistake". The problem, of course: everyone is sure to make mistakes, no exceptions.

MSNBC staff and news service reports Updated: 12:41 p.m. ET July 29, 2005 EDMONTON - Perhaps he is still stomping around somewhere, but a DNA test has confirmed that it was not Bigfoot roaming the Yukon earlier this month — it was just a bison. A hair sample was reportedly plucked from a bush near Teslin in the Yukon at a spot where several people claimed they saw and heard a large, hairy creature making a late-night run through their community. They also reported seeing an unusually large footprint. The witnesses speculated that they had seen Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch, an ape-like creature said to haunt the wilderness of western Canada, among other places. But Bigfoot's presence was refuted after a geneticist from the University of Alberta did tests on the sample, and said the DNA match for a bison was 100 per cent. David Coltman, the geneticist, says the DNA suggested the hair sample was not fresh. Coltman agreed to do the tests as a favor to a colleague, and had said Monday that he suspected the hair was actually left behind by a much more mundane Yukon bison. “If Sasquatch is indeed a primate, then we would expect the sample to be closer to humans or chimpanzees or gorillas,” Coltman said at the time. The legend of the large, hairy, two-legged creature lurking in mountains dates back to before Europeans settled the continent. This was the second report of the creature near Teslin in just over a year. In the latest reported sighting, a group of Teslin residents told the Canadian Broadcasting Corp. they heard branches cracking and saw a large human-like creature run by a house. It left behind large footprints, they said, and the hair tufts that were given to wildlife officials. Coltman said Monday that the process should serve as a good way to get students interested in the field of DNA testing. “It’s sort of like a wildlife CSI story,” he said. Reuters contributed to this report.