Dechristo

You shittin' me?

If you get paid for it, you are doing it right?

iron sieve.

You folks force your CHILDREN to engage in an activity threatening to life and limb? I'm speed-dialing social services.

Good morning, turd-trundlers.

Who knew that his delicate placement of them could make a guy ride so fast?

WOW! You're freakin' Goth about hygiene, dude. btw, it looks like you've got a little Ashley and MaryBeth poo-doll on your finger still.

Yeah, him too.

this suppository's a bitch

Call 911... she's not sleeping. Or does she always smell like that?

Bet Doby Gillis wishes he'd been nicer, now.

That's Mr. Pusillanimous, to you.

Wow, man. Your mom looks like Renee Swillswigger. oops

You have just received a Fahtwa to form a Get Fresh Crew. You have a civic duty to form a Get Fresh Posse. You have a constitutional right to form a Get Fresh Militia. ...best get busy.

Does that involve a crossing of the river Styx?

A manifold burden for bald women.

"Cram" is such a crass euphemism for love-making.

The oldest, longest strands of hair impart their wisdom to the new, short strands, then voluntarily jump for the shower drain to make room for the new. We have much to learn from the "longhairs"...and their music. I rather be balled. If it is with a mullet, I will ignore it as I would an unsightly wort.

Forget Ginger. Marianne has always been the girl of my dreams, albeit a "pipe"dream. Look at her. Her confident, no-nonsense, knowing way with the bananas...

Isn't this club having a convention in New Orleans?

English accents make everything more entertaining

Whet the wit, it's always at hand and the tool in short supply in a disaster... as evidenced currently. Unless, you're

with a torch

worth the wait.

Rest in peace, little buddy.