Dechristo

Sorry, Chaps. I'm just not into your Brokeback mountaineering.

I'm so terrified, there's a stream of Chaps running down my leg. It's alright, your Mom'll lap it up.

You beat me to your Mom? You're kind of a sick puppy Chaps.

Your Mom "helps" me quite often.

I've always had a hard time believing that you take us seriously, but that is exactly what has made you a star.

Are Hawaiian grass skirts camo lingerie?

It is; this way, you cannot see them coming. Oh, fuck... you made me groan.

Check your local statutes. You may be required to wear camo to fuck rednecks.

Stolen avatars?

Dusty Rhodes

you must be joking, son, where did you get those shoes?

you related to Selkirk? There's probably not a single rock musician from the late '60's and 70's that didn't have a mullet at one time. If you went to a hip party or bar, almost everyone (men and women) had mullets. Mullets were hip, "the way things got done". You never heard that phrase before, eh?

Oh! and there's a family in Hoehne, CO with the last name "Wood". Their children's names - Cedar, Cotton, Cherry, and Drift.

Ima Pigg - In the Pigg family that owned a farm south of Denver... and this the bastards named their daughter. Steve Jobs nickname of "Blow".

hey, man, mullets were the way things got done.

pull one over your head and place the reservoir tip over your mouth.

I have the most posts.

It's a good way to elevate board...but dumb.

deja vu all over again

...and hold on to one of those axes to self-arrest on iced plywood.

Don some crampons and help me finish sheathing a roof at 11,000ft.

h-h-h-Hey! I've got lots of dates lined up, and dey are SCHWEET! and pitted.

better sue Britney for it